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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia

“Unite, Anti-Stalin Leftists, for the Common Good!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The International

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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.244 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, workers have seized control of the economy, discarded pennies litter the streets, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Goldman.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 104th in The International and 120,627th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -11 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: New Sloveniakia's influence in The International rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • 4 days ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 7 days ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: New Sloveniakia's influence in The International fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.

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