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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia

“Unite, Anti-Stalin Leftists, for the Common Good!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Internationale

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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.022 billion New Sloveniakians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Goldman.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 192nd in The Internationale and 109,739th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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