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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia

“Unite, Anti-Stalin Leftists, for the Common Good!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Internationale

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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with a fair hand, and renowned for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.846 billion New Sloveniakians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Goldman.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 152nd in The Internationale and 110,232nd in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -20 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: New Sloveniakia lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, New Sloveniakia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 6 days ago: New Sloveniakia lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 8 days ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 1%).

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