Most Pacifist: 915th Most Compassionate Citizens: 941st Most Rebellious Youth: 1,191st
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.675 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 369 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 2,024th in the world and 26th in The Red and Black for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,051.65 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Pacifist: 915thMost Compassionate Citizens: 941stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,361stNicest Citizens: 1,653rdSafest: 1,721stLargest Governments: 1,946thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,024thHealthiest Citizens: 2,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,471stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,836thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,369thLowest Crime Rates: 3,427thBest Weather: 3,464thMost Cultured: 3,571stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,575thMost Income Equality: 3,593rdMost Primitive: 4,067thMost Inclusive: 6,833rdSmartest Citizens: 8,137thTop
Largest Populations: 11,589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,562nd
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 66th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Income Equality: 72nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72nd in the region

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