The Free Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Unite, Anti-Stalin Leftists, for the Common Good!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.293 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The sizeable but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 69.9 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 9,584 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 290th in The Internationale and 141,657th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -74 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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