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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia

“Unite, Anti-Stalin Leftists, for the Common Good!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Internationale

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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and notable for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.71 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Goldman.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 17th in The Internationale and 2,017th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 46 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: New Sloveniakia lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 14 days ago: New Sloveniakia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 16 days ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: New Sloveniakia lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board.
  • 18 days ago: New Sloveniakia lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board.

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