Most Pacifist: 1,096th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,183rd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,277th
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.598 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 405 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 183,199th in the world and 554th in The Internationale for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -34.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Pacifist: 1,096thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,183rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,637thSafest: 1,822ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,982ndLargest Governments: 2,374thHealthiest Citizens: 2,395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,515thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,530thLowest Crime Rates: 3,725thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,757thMost Cultured: 4,031stBest Weather: 4,275thMost Income Equality: 5,272ndTop
Most Inclusive: 9,400thSmartest Citizens: 9,465thMost Primitive: 10,326thLargest Populations: 10,791stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,743rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 57th in the region

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