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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia

“Unite, Anti-Stalin Leftists, for the Common Good!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Internationale


The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 1.413 billion, all of whom are zombies, New Sloveniakians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Social Welfare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Max Barry is this year's Miss New Sloveniakia, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned, and prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Goldman.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 168th in The Internationale and 113,914th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

New Sloveniakia is currently researching a cure.

People: 0

Zombies: 1,413,236,941

Dead: 4,987,294,904

Survival Rate: 0.00%

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