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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia

“Unite, Anti-Stalin Leftists, for the Common Good!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Internationale

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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.342 billion New Sloveniakians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Social Welfare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Goldman.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 78th in The Internationale and 23,086th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 87 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: New Sloveniakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: New Sloveniakia lodged a message on the The Internationale Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the New Sloveniakia Blood Tithe.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in New Sloveniakia, the study of medicine is popular throughout New Sloveniakia.

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