Most Pacifist: 1,117th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,272nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,272nd
The Free Republic of
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.007 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 420 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 175,483rd in the world and 504th in The Internationale for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

Most Pacifist: 1,117thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,272ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,707thTop
Safest: 1,837thNicest Citizens: 2,094thLargest Governments: 2,438thHealthiest Citizens: 2,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,748thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,493rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,621stLowest Crime Rates: 3,756thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,764thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,991stMost Cultured: 4,260thBest Weather: 4,342ndMost Income Equality: 4,385thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,770thMost Inclusive: 9,917thLargest Populations: 10,568thMost Primitive: 10,753rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,516th
Most Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the region

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