Most Pacifist: 976th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,012th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,197th
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.836 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 376 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 177,579th in the world and 590th in The Red and Black for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -16.28 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Pacifist: 976thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,012thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,427thSafest: 1,709thNicest Citizens: 1,745thTop
Largest Governments: 2,029thHealthiest Citizens: 2,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,141stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,649thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,952ndMost Income Equality: 3,344thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,474thLowest Crime Rates: 3,491stBest Weather: 3,645thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,682ndMost Cultured: 3,685thMost Primitive: 4,099thMost Inclusive: 7,965thSmartest Citizens: 8,586thTop
Largest Populations: 11,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,921stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,236th
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the region

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