Most Pacifist: 1,013th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,079th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,216th
The Free Republic of
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Unite for the Common Good!
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.048 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 384 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 8,994th in the world and 79th in The Internationale for Smartest Citizens, with 80.68 Quips Per Hour.

Most Pacifist: 1,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,079thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,479thTop
Safest: 1,720thNicest Citizens: 1,809thLargest Governments: 2,125thHealthiest Citizens: 2,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,878thMost Income Equality: 2,967thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,177thLowest Crime Rates: 3,522ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,557thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,694thMost Primitive: 3,842ndMost Cultured: 3,845thBest Weather: 3,941stTop
Most Inclusive: 8,722ndSmartest Citizens: 8,994thLargest Populations: 11,217th
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionTop
Safest: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the region

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