Most Pacifist: 1,075th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,158th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,257th
The Free Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Unite for the Common Good!
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.418 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 398 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 22,918th in the world and 204th in The Internationale for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,116.79 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Pacifist: 1,075thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,158thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,257thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,601stSafest: 1,811thNicest Citizens: 1,935thLargest Governments: 2,308thHealthiest Citizens: 2,346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,444thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,488thLowest Crime Rates: 3,674thMost Income Equality: 3,677thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,734thMost Cultured: 3,942ndBest Weather: 4,236thMost Primitive: 7,188thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,167thSmartest Citizens: 9,360thLargest Populations: 10,993rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,859th
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the region

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