Most Pacifist: 1,095th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,213th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,285th
The Free Republic of
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.774 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 412 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 26,316th in the world and 227th in The Internationale for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,772.96 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Pacifist: 1,095thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,213thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,285thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,679thTop
Safest: 1,845thNicest Citizens: 2,002ndLargest Governments: 2,407thHealthiest Citizens: 2,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,660thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,568thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,762ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,816thMost Cultured: 4,086thBest Weather: 4,275thMost Income Equality: 4,527thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,598thSmartest Citizens: 9,650thMost Primitive: 9,941stLargest Populations: 10,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,678thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,901st
Most Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the region

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