Most Pacifist: 1,025th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,113th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,237th
The Free Republic of
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The Free Republic of New Sloveniakia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Int'l Socialist Alternative League with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.226 billion New Sloveniakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukharingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but stagnant New Sloveniakian economy, worth 391 trillion Goldmen a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,241 Goldmen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the new hit series "New Sloveniakia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sloveniakia's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sloveniakia is ranked 61,834th in the world and 84th in The Internationale for Most Authoritarian, with 0.45 Stalins.

Most Pacifist: 1,025thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,113thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,519thTop
Safest: 1,765thNicest Citizens: 1,855thLargest Governments: 2,185thHealthiest Citizens: 2,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,000thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,301stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,550thLowest Crime Rates: 3,606thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,711thMost Income Equality: 3,844thMost Cultured: 3,878thBest Weather: 4,083rdMost Primitive: 5,092ndTop
Most Inclusive: 8,933rdSmartest Citizens: 9,207thLargest Populations: 11,023rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,855th
Most Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the region

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