The Democratic Republic of
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The Democratic Republic of New Phyrreus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Cactus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.4 billion New Phyrreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phyrreus. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Phyrrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Sovereigns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,940 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Phyrreus's national animal is the Dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Phyrreus is ranked 6,446th in The North Pacific and 128,226th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -166 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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