The Internet Forum of New Neros is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dread Lord Neros with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.68 billion New Nerosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Series of Tubes. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Nerosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,207 trillion Ners a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,808 Ners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the study of medicine is popular throughout New Neros, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown. New Neros's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Neros is ranked 30,080^th in the world and 1^st in Infinite Multiverse for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.68 law-abiding acts per hour.