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The Shroom Empire of New Mushroom Kingdom

“Mushrooms Are Superior”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Vissella

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The Shroom Empire of New Mushroom Kingdom is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Emperor Napoleon I with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.427 billion Mushrooms are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 92%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, military spending recently hit a new high, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. New Mushroom Kingdom's national animal is the mushroom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the mushroom coin.

New Mushroom Kingdom is ranked 3rd in Vissella and 87,299th in the world for Nudest, with 84 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 29 minutes ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: New Mushroom Kingdom lodged a message on the Aeldorin Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: New Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: New Mushroom Kingdom lodged a message on the Aeldorin Regional Message Board.

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