The Shroom Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Mushrooms Are Superior
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Shroom Empire of New Mushroom Kingdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kid-Emperor Napoleon II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.27 billion Mushrooms are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mushroomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion mushroom coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,611 mushroom coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly secular, the government is a law unto itself, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, and Kid-Emperor Napoleon II claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Mushroom Kingdom's national animal is the mushroom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

New Mushroom Kingdom is ranked 2nd in Vissella and 26,611th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 6 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, Kid-Emperor Napoleon II claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the government is avowedly secular.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, oracles predict landslide victories for Kid-Emperor Napoleon II for the next 50 years.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.

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