The Shroom Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mushrooms Are Superior
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Shroom Empire of New Mushroom Kingdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kid-Emperor Napoleon II with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.722 billion Mushrooms are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mushroomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion mushroom coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,243 mushroom coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, abortions are routinely performed in New Mushroom Kingdom's hospitals, and tabloids coo over Kid-Emperor Napoleon II's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Mushroom Kingdom's national animal is the mushroom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

New Mushroom Kingdom is ranked 2nd in Vissella and 86,003rd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, tabloids coo over Kid-Emperor Napoleon II's expected child.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, abortions are routinely performed in New Mushroom Kingdom's hospitals.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Mushroom Kingdom, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • 8 days ago: New Mushroom Kingdom was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 16 days ago: New Mushroom Kingdom fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 26 days ago: New Mushroom Kingdom became WA Delegate of Vissella.

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