The Democratic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There can be no greatness without an ounce of madness
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.247 billion New Moravians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The very strong New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 2,818 trillion broken dreams a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,240 broken dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, concussed dragonball players cannot remember their lineup position, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Misanthropism.

New Moravia is ranked 6th in The Ascendancy and 139,008th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -15 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, concussed dragonball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 8 days ago: New Moravia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 10 days ago: New Moravia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • 23 days ago: New Moravia's influence in The Ascendancy rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • 27 days ago: New Moravia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, planespotters are emigrating in droves.

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