Largest Black Market: 68th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 138th Largest Mining Sector: 153rd
The Democratic People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
There can be no greatness without an ounce of madness
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.725 billion New Moravians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 89.6%.

The powerhouse New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 4,624 trillion broken dreams a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 166,814 broken dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great New Moravian Liberator", contestants on New Moravia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Misanthropism.

New Moravia is ranked 175,909th in the world and 4,736th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.35 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 68thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138thLargest Mining Sector: 153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 655thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 807thLargest Populations: 891stMost Subsidized Industry: 928thHighest Economic Output: 1,066thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,968thLowest Crime Rates: 3,025thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,410thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,008thHighest Average Incomes: 8,175thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,146thMost Avoided: 10,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,152ndLargest Governments: 12,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,285th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionFattest Citizens: 135th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 169th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 229th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 316th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 428th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, contestants on New Moravia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great New Moravian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as New Moravians.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
  • : New Moravia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, Nerys Broughton is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.

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