Largest Black Market: 67th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 126th Largest Mining Sector: 135th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There can be no greatness without an ounce of madness
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.582 billion New Moravians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The thriving New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 3,898 trillion broken dreams a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,662 broken dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Misanthropism.

New Moravia is ranked 178,327th in the world and 4,599th in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -19.82 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126thLargest Mining Sector: 135thMost Corrupt Governments: 594thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 741stLargest Populations: 930thMost Subsidized Industry: 976thHighest Economic Output: 1,313thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 2,654thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,755thLowest Crime Rates: 3,268thMost Conservative: 3,513thMost Primitive: 4,263rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,279thMost Authoritarian: 6,443rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,480thMost Avoided: 6,791stTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 10,401stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,970thLargest Governments: 17,690th
Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionTop
5%
Most Conservative: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionFattest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 130th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 151st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 169th in the regionMost Primitive: 184th in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Avoided: 324th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 394th in the regionMost Extreme: 411th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 441st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Moravia's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : New Moravia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.

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