Population | 38.86 billion |
Capital | Thalassa |
Leader | Nerys Broughton |
Faith | Misanthropism |
Currency | broken dream |
Animal | dragon |
The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.86 billion New Moravians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 7,954 trillion broken dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 204,685 broken dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Misanthropism.
New Moravia is ranked 3,213th in the world and 151st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.2 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, Harry Potter books are banned.
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.