The Democratic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There can be no greatness without an ounce of madness
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.494 billion New Moravians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The very strong New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 2,844 trillion broken dreams a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,129 broken dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and 90% of active duty NMAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Misanthropism.

New Moravia is ranked 4th in The Ascendancy and 135,845th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -669.023 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, 90% of active duty NMAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 6 days ago: New Moravia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: New Moravia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in New Moravia, organ donation rates have hit a new low.

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