Largest Black Market: 68th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 131st Largest Mining Sector: 140th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There can be no greatness without an ounce of madness
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Democratic People's Republic of New Moravia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nerys Broughton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.782 billion New Moravians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassa. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The thriving New Moravian economy, worth a remarkable 3,927 trillion broken dreams a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,662 broken dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Moravia's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Misanthropism.

New Moravia is ranked 51,169th in the world and 1,862nd in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 914.3 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Black Market: 68thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 131stLargest Mining Sector: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 608thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 735thLargest Populations: 933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,056thHighest Economic Output: 1,328thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,709thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,772ndMost Conservative: 2,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,320thMost Primitive: 3,973rdMost Authoritarian: 5,260thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,814thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,432ndMost Avoided: 6,653rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,973rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,653rd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionFattest Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 133rd in the regionMost Primitive: 157th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 195th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Avoided: 326th in the regionMost Extreme: 368th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 408th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Moravia's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : New Moravia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Moravia, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.

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