“Compatiens, Libera, et Contumax”
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Greater Prussia
The Greater Island Kingdom of New Hayesalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.03 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revnami. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.
Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hayesalia's national animal is the Blue Heeler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Ќ Quat.
Most Recent Government Activity: Seconds ago
- 1 day 5 hours ago: New Hayesalia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Armaments Trading".
- 1 day 5 hours ago: New Hayesalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Armaments Trading".
- 1 day 12 hours ago: New Hayesalia lodged a message on the Greater Prussia Regional Message Board.
- 4 days ago: New Hayesalia altered its national flag.
- 5 days ago: New Hayesalia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
- 6 days ago: New Hayesalia lodged a message on the Greater Prussia Regional Message Board.
- 10 days ago: New Hayesalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
- 30 days ago: New Hayesalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
- 33 days ago: New Hayesalia was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- 43 days ago: New Hayesalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).