The Greater Island Kingdom of
Left-Leaning College State
Compatiens, Libera, et Contumax
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Greater Island Kingdom of New Hayesalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Edwin Bolt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.694 billion New Hayesalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revnami. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The large but underdeveloped New Hayesalian economy, worth 567 trillion Ќ Quats a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 44,675 Ќ Quats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and Prime Minister Edwin Bolt's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hayesalia's national animal is the Blue Heeler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Hayesalia is ranked 12th in Greater Prussia and 45,142nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 79 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, Prime Minister Edwin Bolt's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in New Hayesalia, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 10 days ago: New Hayesalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).

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