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The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland

“Onwards upwards to somewhere”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 11.924 billion New Greasbylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government violently surpresses separatist movements, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of New Greasbyland's radio stations, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and online tourism reviews of New Greasbyland are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the chocolate penny.

New Greasbyland is ranked 8th in The North Pacific and 217th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 194 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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