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The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland

“Onwards upwards to somewhere”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 11.267 billion New Greasbylandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, skateparks can be found in every city, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the chocolate penny.

New Greasbyland is ranked 22nd in The North Pacific and 794th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 375.5 Insults Per Minute (net).

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