The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.875 billion New Greasbylandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient New Greasbylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,505 trillion chocolate pennies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 194,582 chocolate pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and voting is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago
- 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, voting is compulsory.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- 1 day 19 hours ago: New Greasbyland endorsed The Republic of Vladivo.
- 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
- 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- 2 days 12 hours ago: New Greasbyland was endorsed by The Republic of Vladivo.
- 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
- 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
- 4 days ago: New Greasbyland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
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