The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.46 billion New Greasbylandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.
The frighteningly efficient New Greasbylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,596 trillion chocolate pennies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 192,893 chocolate pennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 581,288 per year while the poor average 49,902, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
A government program is underway to revitalize New Greasbyland's beaches, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
- : Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
- : New Greasbyland endorsed The Holy Empire of Trombone Kingdom.
- : New Greasbyland endorsed The People's Republic of Razzym.
- : New Greasbyland was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Trombone Kingdom.
- : Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, a government program is underway to revitalize New Greasbyland's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
- : New Greasbyland was endorsed by The People's Republic of Razzym.
- : Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, school uniforms are compulsory.
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