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The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland

“Onwards upwards to somewhere”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 11.609 billion New Greasbylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, school uniforms are compulsory, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the chocolate penny.

New Greasbyland is ranked 113th in The North Pacific and 4,772nd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 123 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: New Greasbyland endorsed The Federal Kingdom Republic of Rukonia.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: New Greasbyland was endorsed by The Federal Kingdom Republic of Rukonia.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.

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