The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.646 billion New Greasbylandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.
The frighteningly efficient New Greasbylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,320 trillion chocolate pennies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 183,522 chocolate pennies, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago
- 10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
- 10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
- 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
- 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
- 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
- 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, New Greasbyland's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
- 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
- 3 days 22 hours ago: New Greasbyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 1%).
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen.
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