The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.084 billion New Greasbylandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient New Greasbylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,507 trillion chocolate pennies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 191,655 chocolate pennies, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
New Greasbyland is ranked 270th in The North Pacific and 9,542nd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 286 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago
- 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
- 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
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