The Nomadic Peoples of
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The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.658 billion New Greasbylandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Greasbylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,619 trillion chocolate pennies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,826 chocolate pennies, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The internet has been placed under government control, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Greasbyland is ranked 6,183rd in The North Pacific and 120,101st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -690 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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