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The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland

“Onwards upwards to somewhere”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.446 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the chocolate penny.

New Greasbyland is ranked 79th in The North Pacific and 5,066th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 558 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: New Greasbyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: New Greasbyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.

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