The Nomadic Peoples of
Democratic Socialists
Onwards upwards to somewhere
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Nomadic Peoples of New Greasbyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Beloved Dave with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.366 billion New Greasbylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of The Beloved Dave. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Greasbylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,247 trillion chocolate pennies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,748 chocolate pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school. Crime is totally unknown. New Greasbyland's national animal is the two legged cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Greasbyland is ranked 5,644th in The North Pacific and 123,121st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -12 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: New Greasbyland was endorsed by The Monarchy of Guslantis.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: New Greasbyland endorsed The Dictatorship of NOFREEDOMZONE.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: New Greasbyland was endorsed by The Dictatorship of NOFREEDOMZONE.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Greasbyland, New Greasbyland's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.

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