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The Republican Empire of New Garzah

“Zaiat de Garzah!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Skyhaven

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The Republican Empire of New Garzah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor Sovie Varzhauis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its surprisingly youthful workforce, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.432 billion Garzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taezrat Ghertaa. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Garzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Krezhs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,679 Krezhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Garzah's national animal is the neir, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is radical agnosticism.

New Garzah is ranked 7th in Skyhaven and 105,626th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 18 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: New Garzah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 47 days ago: New Garzah fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 62 days ago: New Garzah's influence in Skyhaven rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • 63 days ago: New Garzah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • 89 days ago: New Garzah lodged a message on the Skyhaven Regional Message Board.
  • 91 days ago: Avi kaplan was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from New Garzah, killing 15 million zombies.
  • 91 days ago: The Empire of Arda Tuluva was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from New Garzah, killing 115 million zombies.
  • 91 days ago: Ones was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from New Garzah, killing 31 million zombies.
  • 91 days ago: Ones was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from New Garzah, killing 28 million zombies.
  • 91 days ago: The Empire of Arda Tuluva was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from New Garzah, killing 164 million zombies.

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