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The Republican Empire of New Garzah

“Zaiat de Garzah!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Skyhaven

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The Republican Empire of New Garzah is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor Sovie Varzhauis with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.452 billion Garzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taezrat Ghertaa. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Gambling.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine God-Emperor Sovie Varzhauis is punishable by death, and criminals are thrown to the neirs to repay their debt to society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Garzah's national animal is the neir, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is radical agnosticism, and its currency is the Krezh.

New Garzah is ranked 5th in Skyhaven and 11,455th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 390.5 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 7 days ago: New Garzah fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in New Garzah, criminals are thrown to the neirs to repay their debt to society.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in New Garzah, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine God-Emperor Sovie Varzhauis is punishable by death.
  • 9 days ago: New Garzah changed its national leader to "God-Emperor Sovie Varzhauis".
  • 10 days ago: New Garzah fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in New Garzah, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in New Garzah, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in New Garzah, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in New Garzah, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in New Garzah, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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