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The Republican Empire of New Garzah

“Zaiat de Garzah!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Skyhaven


The Republican Empire of New Garzah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor Sovie Varzhauis with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.187 billion Garzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taezrat Ghertaa. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Gambling.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Garzah's national animal is the neir, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is radical agnosticism, and its currency is the Krezh.

New Garzah is ranked 11th in Skyhaven and 105,672nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -99 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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by Max Barry

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