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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria

“The obvious has got to be defended”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Independent Order

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 15.931 billion Emblirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

It is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Flay.

New Embliria is ranked 347th in The Independent Order and 111,809th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -29 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: New Embliria was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.

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