Nicest Citizens: 53rd Most Pacifist: 57th Most Compassionate Citizens: 61st
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.321 billion Emblirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 251 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,371 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Emblirian grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 36,640th in the world and 71st in The Independent Order for Nudest, with 185.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Nicest Citizens: 53rdMost Pacifist: 57thMost Compassionate Citizens: 61stMost Cheerful Citizens: 69thMost Beautiful Environments: 92ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96thMost Cultured: 108thLongest Average Lifespans: 116thLeast Corrupt Governments: 177thSmartest Citizens: 213thBest Weather: 228thHealthiest Citizens: 294thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 344thSafest: 366thLargest Governments: 540thMost Inclusive: 560thLowest Crime Rates: 1,233rdTop
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Most Influential: 2,059thLargest Populations: 2,947thMost Devout: 3,720thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,802ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,308thTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,874thMost Stationary: 13,090th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Emblirian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, tourists visit New Embliria to mass-moon Emblirian politicians.
  • : New Embliria's influence in The Independent Order fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in New Embliria.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged.
  • : New Embliria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act".

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