Nicest Citizens: 54th Most Pacifist: 55th Most Compassionate Citizens: 60th
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.94 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 245 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,288 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 115th in the world and 1st in The Independent Order for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.92 Years.

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Nicest Citizens: 54thMost Pacifist: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 60thMost Cheerful Citizens: 69thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98thMost Cultured: 107thLongest Average Lifespans: 115thLeast Corrupt Governments: 161stSmartest Citizens: 207thBest Weather: 233rdHealthiest Citizens: 274thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 351stSafest: 364thMost Inclusive: 404thLargest Governments: 529thLowest Crime Rates: 1,211thTop
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Most Influential: 2,160thLargest Populations: 2,974thMost Devout: 3,766thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,044thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,642ndMost Income Equality: 6,199thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,792nd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Embliria was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : New Embliria was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : New Embliria was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Emblirian Embarrassments.

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