The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.977 billion Emblirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 220 trillion Flays a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,272 Flays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, New Embliria is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and a government program is underway to revitalize New Embliria's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 2nd in The Independent Order and 1,442nd in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 25 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, a government program is underway to revitalize New Embliria's beaches.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, New Embliria is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.

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