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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria

“The obvious has got to be defended”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Independent Order

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 16.81 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the fox is a protected species, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Flay.

New Embliria is ranked 394th in The Independent Order and 117,639th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -49 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: New Embliria was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the fox is a protected species.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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