The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.246 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 203 trillion Flays a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,778 Flays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Flay mansions, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 1st in The Independent Order and 326th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 27 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Flay mansions.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in New Embliria.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, planespotters are emigrating in droves.

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