The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.39 billion Emblirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 207 trillion Flays a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,922 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 452nd in The Independent Order and 144,354th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -19 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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