The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.726 billion Emblirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 215 trillion Flays a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,143 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there is a dearth of space for new houses, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 7th in The Independent Order and 1,831st in the world for Most Devout, scoring 177 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: New Embliria was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.

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