Nicest Citizens: 53rd Most Pacifist: 55th Most Compassionate Citizens: 58th
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.798 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 242 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,272 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Embliri Trex proudly dismantled a broken door, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 170,038th in the world and 201st in The Independent Order for Most Primitive, scoring -155.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Nicest Citizens: 53rdMost Pacifist: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 58thMost Cheerful Citizens: 69thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99thMost Cultured: 108thLongest Average Lifespans: 114thLeast Corrupt Governments: 167thSmartest Citizens: 205thBest Weather: 232ndHealthiest Citizens: 272ndMost Inclusive: 296thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 359thSafest: 369thLargest Governments: 512thLowest Crime Rates: 1,216thTop
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Most Influential: 2,162ndLargest Populations: 2,974thMost Devout: 3,690thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,468thMost Income Equality: 7,456thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,013th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Embliria's influence in The Independent Order rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, in a baffling press conference Embliri Trex proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : New Embliria was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.

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