Nicest Citizens: 55th Most Pacifist: 57th Most Compassionate Citizens: 60th
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.689 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 252 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,227 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 5,932nd in the world and 13th in The Independent Order for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 305.24 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 55thMost Pacifist: 57thMost Compassionate Citizens: 60thMost Cheerful Citizens: 70thMost Beautiful Environments: 102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rdMost Cultured: 117thLongest Average Lifespans: 127thLeast Corrupt Governments: 176thSmartest Citizens: 223rdBest Weather: 237thHealthiest Citizens: 302ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 363rdSafest: 405thLargest Governments: 620thMost Inclusive: 801stLowest Crime Rates: 1,356thTop
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Most Influential: 1,945thLargest Populations: 2,914thMost Devout: 3,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,932ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 7,801stMost Stationary: 12,229th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : New Embliria was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : New Embliria was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.

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