The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Democratic Socialists
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.529 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 209 trillion Flays a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,946 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Embliria's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, Embliri Trex's mistress is the belle at many state balls, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and New Embliria's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 444th in The Independent Order and 133,048th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 18 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, New Embliria's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, Embliri Trex's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, New Embliria's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • 7 days ago: New Embliria was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, abortions are routinely performed in New Embliria's hospitals.

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