Most Pacifist: 54th Nicest Citizens: 60th Most Compassionate Citizens: 62nd
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.143 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 259 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,295 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, Embliri Trex's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions, and the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 180,362nd in the world and 335th in The Independent Order for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.52 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Pacifist: 54thNicest Citizens: 60thMost Compassionate Citizens: 62ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rdMost Beautiful Environments: 101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102ndMost Cultured: 118thLongest Average Lifespans: 136thLeast Corrupt Governments: 160thSmartest Citizens: 220thBest Weather: 250thHealthiest Citizens: 305thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 333rdSafest: 391stLargest Governments: 619thMost Inclusive: 1,034thLowest Crime Rates: 1,346thTop
Most Influential: 1,960thLargest Populations: 2,850thMost Devout: 3,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,494thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,587thTop
Most Stationary: 11,348thMost Income Equality: 14,989th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 23rd in the region

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