Nicest Citizens: 54th Most Pacifist: 59th Most Compassionate Citizens: 60th
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.49 billion Emblirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 249 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,171 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, every week is blindness awareness week, and students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 142,732nd in the world and 213th in The Independent Order for Highest Poor Incomes, with 11,169.13 Standard Monetary Units.

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Nicest Citizens: 54thMost Pacifist: 59thMost Compassionate Citizens: 60thMost Cheerful Citizens: 70thMost Beautiful Environments: 97thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rdMost Cultured: 113thLongest Average Lifespans: 126thLeast Corrupt Governments: 173rdSmartest Citizens: 224thBest Weather: 235thHealthiest Citizens: 307thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 361stSafest: 400thLargest Governments: 619thMost Inclusive: 693rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,393rdTop
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Most Influential: 1,991stLargest Populations: 2,946thMost Devout: 3,839thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,688thTop
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Most Income Equality: 7,953rdMost Stationary: 12,886th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Independent Order.
  • : New Embliria's influence in The Independent Order rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : New Embliria's influence in The Independent Order fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : New Embliria's influence in The Independent Order rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : New Embliria's influence in The Independent Order fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : New Embliria's influence in The Independent Order rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".

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