The People's Holy Hierocracy of
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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.312 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 241 trillion Flays a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,528 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 258th in The Independent Order and 144,528th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -29 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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