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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria

“The obvious has got to be defended”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Independent Order

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 16.139 billion Emblirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, some members of Parliament are illiterate, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Flay.

New Embliria is ranked 1st in The Independent Order and 680th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,386.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 49 minutes ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 49 minutes ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, euthanasia is legal.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Embliria, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.

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