Most Pacifist: 55th Nicest Citizens: 56th Most Compassionate Citizens: 62nd
The People's Holy Hierocracy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The obvious has got to be defended
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The People's Holy Hierocracy of New Embliria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Embliri Trex with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.13 billion Emblirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embliria. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The large but stagnant Emblirian economy, worth 247 trillion Flays a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,312 Flays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Emblirian pensions, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Embliria's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Embliria is ranked 150,903rd in the world and 221st in The Independent Order for Most Efficient Economies, scoring zero on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Pacifist: 55thNicest Citizens: 56thMost Compassionate Citizens: 62ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 70thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99thMost Cultured: 107thLongest Average Lifespans: 120thLeast Corrupt Governments: 173rdSmartest Citizens: 210thBest Weather: 240thHealthiest Citizens: 292ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 369thSafest: 375thMost Inclusive: 490thLargest Governments: 541stLowest Crime Rates: 1,232ndTop
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Most Influential: 2,117thLargest Populations: 2,969thMost Devout: 3,652ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,949thMost Income Equality: 5,151stTop
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Most Stationary: 13,476th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Embliria endorsed The Kingdom of Rabbitomia.
  • : New Embliria was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rabbitomia.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Emblirian pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
  • : New Embliria was endorsed by The United Republics of Royalsoldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in New Embliria, the roads are virtually falling apart.

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