The Napoleonic State of New Boniza is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Titos Romanakos with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.285 billion Bonizans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Bonizian economy, worth a remarkable 2,205 trillion Bonzes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,045 Bonzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Bonzes on liquor and tobacco, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Boniza's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

New Boniza is ranked 42,079^th in the world and 3^rd in Brannackia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.83 law-abiding acts per hour.