| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: My Basement
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Late Night Picture Show of New Belchertown is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Wild-Eyed Daddy-O with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.84 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hop in the Town Hall Attic. The average income tax rate is 14%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism industries.
Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. New Belchertown's national animal is the watchhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is I Go to a Hot Rod Church, and its currency is the chunk of meat.
New Belchertown is ranked 1st in My Basement and 8,099th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 20 hours ago
- 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. - 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. - 3 days 11 hours ago:
New Belchertown was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State". - 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. - 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. - 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, the government is cracking down on subversive groups. - 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. - 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, political activists are routinely executed. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
New Belchertown, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.







