The Eternal Pony Empire of
Father Knows Best State
From the ashes we rise, to save none and all.
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Eternal Pony Empire of New Babylonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.527 billion Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,298 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as New Babylonia's House of Parliament, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 1st in Friendship Harmony and 502nd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 254.159 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: New Babylonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as New Babylonia's House of Parliament.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: New Babylonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 6 days ago: New Babylonia resigned from the World Assembly.
  • 6 days ago: New Babylonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Imperium of the Wolf".
  • 8 days ago: New Babylonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 13 days ago: New Babylonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Infectious Disease Control".

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