Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Eternal Pony Empire of New Babylonia

“From the ashes we rise, to save none and all. ”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Yerushalem VI

OverviewFactbookPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Eternal Pony Empire of New Babylonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.169 billion Babylonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 199,915 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and New Babylonia's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 1st in Yerushalem VI and 4,777th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 48 minutes ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, New Babylonia's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • 7 hours ago: New Babylonia lodged a message on the Yerushalem VI Regional Message Board.
  • 17 hours ago: New Babylonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 18 hours ago: New Babylonia was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: New Babylonia lodged a message on the Yerushalem VI Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: New Babylonia lodged a message on the Yerushalem VI Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: New Babylonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: New Babylonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: New Babylonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "War Crimes Tribunal".

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics