The Eternal Pony Empire of
Father Knows Best State
From the ashes we rise, to save none and all.
Regional Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Eternal Pony Empire of New Babylonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.37 billion Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,707 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Commemoration of the Great Kollin War costs almost as much as the war itself, governments opposing New Babylonia are beset by rebels, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 1st in Kollin and 120,940th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -9 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 94 minutes ago

  • 7 hours ago: New Babylonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Testing Safety"".
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: New Babylonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Democratia"".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: New Babylonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: New Babylonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in New Babylonia, governments opposing New Babylonia are beset by rebels.
  • 8 days ago: New Babylonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • 10 days ago: New Babylonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Luna Amore".
  • 12 days ago: New Babylonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Genetically Modified Foods"".

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