The Eternal Harmonist Empire of
Father Knows Best State
From the ashes we rise, to save none and all.
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The Eternal Harmonist Empire of New Babylonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.731 billion Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 200,954 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover Bits during Arts and Crafts, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, Empress Aurora Skylight is worshipped as a god, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 1st in Friendship Harmony and 1,462nd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 154 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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