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The Eternal Pony Empire of New Babylonia

“From the ashes we rise, to save none and all. ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Yerushalem VI

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The Eternal Pony Empire of New Babylonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.21 billion New Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Gambling.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled New Babylonia with a very polite populace, and retired racing Ponies are served truffles for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Friendship, and its currency is the Bit.

New Babylonia is ranked 1st in Yerushalem VI and 4,009th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 904.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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