Most Efficient Economies: 634th Most Cultured: 1,580th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,172nd
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The Eternal Harmonist Empire of New Babylonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, disturbing lack of elderly people, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.401 billion Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,715 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 91,097th in the world and 10th in The Interdimensional Axis Powers for Nudest, with 119.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Efficient Economies: 634thMost Cultured: 1,580thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,902ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,294thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,180thHighest Economic Output: 4,393rdLargest Governments: 5,109thMost Devout: 5,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,434thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,455thHighest Average Incomes: 5,730thLowest Crime Rates: 6,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,374thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,252ndLargest Populations: 10,518thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,772ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,784thSmartest Citizens: 11,392ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,036thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,356thMost Developed: 13,461stLargest Black Market: 13,515thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,756thRudest Citizens: 15,029thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,087thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,237th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

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