The Eternal Harmonist Empire of
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From the ashes we rise, to save none and all.
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The Eternal Harmonist Empire of New Babylonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.41 billion Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,895 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 201,438 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, billions of Bits are being blown on orbital weapons development, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 12th in The Transgender Region and 18,554th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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