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The Eternal Pony Empire of New Babylonia

“From the ashes we rise, to save none and all. ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Yerushalem VI

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The Eternal Pony Empire of New Babylonia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.551 billion New Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Gambling.

Retired racing Ponies are served truffles for breakfast, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Friendship, and its currency is the Bit.

New Babylonia is ranked 4th in Yerushalem VI and 8,948th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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