Most Efficient Economies: 634th Most Cultured: 1,545th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,164th
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The Eternal Harmonist Empire of New Babylonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.226 billion Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,715 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 13,771st in the world and 5th in The Interdimensional Axis Powers for Largest Black Market, with 13.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 634thTop
Most Cultured: 1,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,901stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,323rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,100thHighest Economic Output: 4,397thLargest Governments: 4,966thMost Devout: 5,111thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,331stHighest Average Incomes: 5,612thLowest Crime Rates: 6,224thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,378thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,118thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,071stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,568thLargest Populations: 10,671stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,113thSmartest Citizens: 11,199thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,386thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,160thMost Developed: 13,511thLargest Black Market: 13,771stRudest Citizens: 14,040thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,898th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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