Most Efficient Economies: 648th Most Cultured: 1,470th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,125th
The Eternal Harmonist Empire of
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From the ashes we rise, to save none and all.
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The Eternal Harmonist Empire of New Babylonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.03 billion Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,832 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,715 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 164,760th in the world and 15th in The Interdimensional Axis Powers for Longest Average Lifespans, with 51.73 Years.

Most Efficient Economies: 648thMost Cultured: 1,470thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,915thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,271stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,032ndHighest Economic Output: 4,435thLargest Governments: 4,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,988thMost Devout: 5,028thHighest Average Incomes: 5,408thLowest Crime Rates: 6,130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,507thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,887thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,218thSmartest Citizens: 10,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,749thLargest Populations: 10,820thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,518thMost Developed: 12,570thLargest Black Market: 13,952ndRudest Citizens: 14,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,557thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,756thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,536th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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