Most Efficient Economies: 663rd Most Cultured: 1,431st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,075th
The Eternal Harmonist Empire of
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From the ashes we rise, to save none and all.
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The Eternal Harmonist Empire of New Babylonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Aurora Skylight with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.909 billion Babylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Babylonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,810 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,715 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Babylonia's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendship.

New Babylonia is ranked 14,926th in the world and 6th in The Interdimensional Axis Powers for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,974.95 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 663rdMost Cultured: 1,431stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,075thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,841stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,226thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,986thHighest Economic Output: 4,462ndLargest Governments: 4,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,709thMost Devout: 4,959thHighest Average Incomes: 5,270thLowest Crime Rates: 6,024thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,540thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,218thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,360thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,888thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,120thSmartest Citizens: 10,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,763rdLargest Populations: 10,917thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,171stMost Developed: 11,859thLargest Black Market: 13,921stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,926thRudest Citizens: 15,505thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,867thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,106th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the region

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