Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 120th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 157th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 168th
The Evenguard of
Une Fleur Pour Le Colosse
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The Evenguard of New Azura is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Calixte I with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.76 billion Azurans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isaura. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Azur economy, worth a remarkable 7,961 trillion Rankmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 383,481 Rankmarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,591,404 per year while the poor average 20,986, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Azura's national animal is the Caeruleuan Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ecclesia Rithos.

New Azura is ranked 175,989th in the world and 64th in Greater Dienstad for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.13 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 168thLargest Mining Sector: 217thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 306thHighest Economic Output: 359thFattest Citizens: 392ndHighest Average Incomes: 448thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 484thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 580thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 581stLargest Gambling Industry: 587thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 626thRudest Citizens: 632ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 643rdMost Armed: 660thMost Avoided: 683rdLargest Insurance Industry: 699thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 887thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,292ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,318thLargest Retail Industry: 1,515thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,570thMost Efficient Economies: 1,657thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,150thMost Devout: 2,415thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,945thLargest Populations: 2,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,485thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,790thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,870thMost Pro-Market: 5,086thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,477thLargest Black Market: 7,038thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,057thNudest: 13,608th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

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