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The Once Upon a Time is Cool of New Azura

“I'm Hip, I'm Cool, I Can Do the Macarena!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Nocturnalya


The Once Upon a Time is Cool of New Azura is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Me Myself and I with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.303 billion Azur are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seventh House. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.

The government seizes all major gold finds, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is crippling. New Azura's national animal is the Yaoguai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Cursed Apple.

New Azura is ranked 27th in Nocturnalya and 111,503rd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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