“I'm Hip, I'm Cool, I Can Do the Macarena!”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
The Once Upon a Time is Cool of New Azura is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Me Myself and I with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.62 billion Azur are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seventh House. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.
The government seizes all major gold finds, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is crippling. New Azura's national animal is the Yaoguai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Cursed Apple.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 2 days 16 hours ago: New Azura fell out of the world Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- 5 days ago: New Azura was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- 8 days ago: New Azura voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Black Riders".
- 12 days ago: New Azura's influence in Nocturnalya rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- 16 days ago: New Azura was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- 18 days ago: New Azura was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
- 18 days ago: New Azura voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".
- 20 days ago: New Azura was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- 21 days ago: New Azura lodged a message on the Nocturnalya Regional Message Board.
- 24 days ago: New Azura was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens.