Spotlight on:

“LOLCATZ”

The Borderlands Travellers of New Auszealand is a huge, devout nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its cynical population of 942 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl City. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.

All weapon research has been banned, the study of medicine is popular throughout New Auszealand, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in New Auszealand, and newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Auszealand's national animal is the LOLCATZ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the LOLCATZ.

New Auszealand is ranked 5th in the region and 23,533rd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.