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The Empire of New Arpad

“Do it yourself”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: European Union

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The Empire of New Arpad is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 21.375 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arpad City. The average income tax rate is 9%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, citizens must pay to enjoy New Arpad's pristine beaches, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Arpad's national animal is the Eddie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dime.

New Arpad is ranked 110th in European Union and 119,849th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -994.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 7 days ago: New Arpad endorsed The Grand Duchy of Quadrance.
  • 8 days ago: New Arpad was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Quadrance.
  • 11 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 14 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • 14 days ago: New Arpad fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 15 days ago: New Arpad converted ฿ 9.000 into 10,663.40 New Arpad Dimes at the market rate of 1 ByteCoin to 1,184.822.
  • 15 days ago: New Arpad purchased a ByteCoin miner for ฿ 8.000.
  • 15 days ago: New Arpad purchased a ByteCoin miner for ฿ 4.000.

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