The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do it yourself
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Empire of New Arpad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 23.562 billion New Arpadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arpad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Arpadian economy, worth a remarkable 8,071 trillion Dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 342,547 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

the Emperor's mistress is the belle at many state balls, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, all footpaths have tollbooths, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. New Arpad's national animal is the Eddie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Arpad is ranked 139th in European Union and 134,275th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,029.216 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 8 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, the Emperor's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 14 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 18 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).

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