Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 208th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 272nd Highest Economic Output: 278th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do it yourself
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Empire of New Arpad is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 26.527 billion New Arpadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arpad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Arpadian economy, worth a remarkable 8,881 trillion Dimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 334,807 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and voting is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. New Arpad's national animal is the Eddie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Arpad is ranked 60,329th in the world and 45th in European Union for Most Authoritarian, with 0.36 Stalins.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 272ndHighest Economic Output: 278thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 365thLargest Mining Sector: 367thLargest Agricultural Sector: 375thMost Influential: 449thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 561stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 579thHighest Poor Incomes: 664thMost Developed: 784thLargest Publishing Industry: 788thHighest Average Incomes: 816thSmartest Citizens: 881stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 992ndLargest Populations: 1,067thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,556thMost Efficient Economies: 1,752ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,434thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,508thHealthiest Citizens: 2,647thMost Cultured: 3,474thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,928thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,640thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,940thTop
Largest Black Market: 9,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,791stLargest Retail Industry: 9,931stLowest Crime Rates: 10,062ndMost Devout: 11,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,101stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,587th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Arpad, voting is compulsory.
  • : New Arpad's influence in European Union rose from "Zero" to "Instigator".
  • : New Arpad relocated from Lazarus to European Union.
  • : Following new legislation in New Arpad, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : New Arpad's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : New Arpad's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : New Arpad was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : New Arpad ceased to exist.
  • : New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.


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