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The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do it yourself
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Empire of New Arpad is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.463 billion New Arpadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arpad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Arpadian economy, worth a remarkable 8,007 trillion Dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 341,275 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, nation-building is the new national pastime, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown. New Arpad's national animal is the Eddie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Arpad is ranked 1st in European Union and 100th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 16 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, nation-building is the new national pastime.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 4 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, criminals are thrown to the Eddies to repay their debt to society.

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