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The Empire of New Arpad

“Do it yourself”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: European Union

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The Empire of New Arpad is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 23.066 billion New Arpadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arpad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Arpadian economy, worth a remarkable 7,740 trillion Dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 335,559 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, euthanasia is legal, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime is totally unknown. New Arpad's national animal is the Eddie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Arpad is ranked 4th in European Union and 1,575th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 5 hours ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: New Arpad was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, euthanasia is legal.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 5 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, teenage fathers are forced to join the army.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, citizens must pay to enjoy New Arpad's pristine beaches.

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