The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Do it yourself
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Empire of New Arpad is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.27 billion New Arpadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arpad City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Arpadian economy, worth a remarkable 7,918 trillion Dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 340,296 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at New Arpad's universities, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown. New Arpad's national animal is the Eddie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Arpad is ranked 6th in European Union and 3,379th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 113 minutes ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at New Arpad's universities.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in New Arpad, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 9 days ago: New Arpad fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 9 days ago: New Arpad fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 11 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: New Arpad was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken.

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