The Principality of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Each tomorrow guarantees another today
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Principality of Nevergrowoldia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The House of Rob with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.106 billion Nevergrowoldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dieneverday City. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nevergrowoldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,071 trillion yungrs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,037 yungrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nevergrowoldia's national animal is the syrinsung, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nevergrowoldia is ranked 19th in the South Pacific and 1,383rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 129 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Nevergrowoldia, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Nevergrowoldia, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news.
  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Nevergrowoldia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Nevergrowoldia, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves.
  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Nevergrowoldia, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • 12 hours ago: Nevergrowoldia endorsed The Matriarchy of Veisalgia.
  • 12 hours ago: Nevergrowoldia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Nevergrowoldia was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Veisalgia.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Nevergrowoldia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Nevergrowoldia, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.

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