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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia

“War is Hell, for the enemy.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Outer Heaven

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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.707 billion Neo Rhodesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Information Technology.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is drinking and revenge, and its currency is the Casing.

Neo Rhodesia is ranked 2nd in Outer Heaven and 23,516th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 70 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago

  • 22 hours ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Neo Rhodesia's influence in Outer Heaven fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • 9 days ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 15 days ago: Neo Rhodesia's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 21 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Casing battlesuits.

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