Rudest Citizens: 1,632nd Largest Gambling Industry: 1,824th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,317th
The Cool Dad's Club of
New York Times Democracy
I SEE YOU SUCKING
Regional Influence
Page
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Cool Dad's Club of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.118 billion Cool Dads enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Rhodesian economy, worth 999 trillion Denars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 140,393 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Washing Machine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is drinking and revenge.

Neo Rhodesia is ranked 3,014th in the world and 2nd in Outer Heaven for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 20,856.02 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,632ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,824thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,014thMost Armed: 5,190thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,769thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,701stMost Politically Free: 7,792ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,423rdTop
10%
Most Secular: 9,687thHighest Economic Output: 9,836thMost Avoided: 10,152ndSmartest Citizens: 11,134thHighest Average Incomes: 11,316thMost Efficient Economies: 11,377thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,675thMost Developed: 11,926thMost Cultured: 12,664thHighest Crime Rates: 12,718thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,870thLargest Mining Sector: 13,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,284thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,433rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,453rdLargest Black Market: 16,553rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo Rhodesia's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Neo Rhodesia's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Politically Free, and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Neo Rhodesia's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Neo Rhodesia altered its national flag.
  • : Neo Rhodesia relocated from Osiris to Outer Heaven.

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