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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia

“War is Hell, for the enemy.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Outer Heaven

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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.318 billion Neo Rhodesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 30%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Tourism.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, citizens must pay to enjoy Neo Rhodesia's pristine beaches, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Neo Rhodesia to be bombproof. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is drinking and revenge, and its currency is the Casing.

Neo Rhodesia is ranked 4th in Outer Heaven and 5,280th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 380 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Neo Rhodesia to be bombproof.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, citizens must pay to enjoy Neo Rhodesia's pristine beaches.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 24 days ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • 28 days ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the world Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 31 days ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 41 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 50 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 57 days ago: Neo Rhodesia relocated from Osiris to Outer Heaven.

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