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The Cool Dad's Club of Neo Rhodesia

“I SEE YOU SUCKING”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Outer Heaven

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The Cool Dad's Club of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.778 billion Cool Dads enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 34%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Neo Rhodesia has found 1 easter egg), and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Washing Machine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is drinking and revenge, and its currency is the Denar.

Neo Rhodesia is ranked 2nd in Outer Heaven and 5,915th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 8 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Neo Rhodesia has found 1 easter egg).
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 5 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • 5 days ago: Neo Rhodesia changed its national animal to "Washing Machine", its currency to "Denar", its demonym to "Cool Dad", its motto to "I SEE YOU SUCKING", and its nation type to "Cool Dad's Club".

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