“War is Hell, for the enemy.”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Outer Heaven
The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.849 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 30%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.
Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, retired racing Unicorns are served truffles for breakfast, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is drinking and revenge, and its currency is the Casing.
Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago
- 6 days ago: Neo Rhodesia's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, retired racing Unicorns are served truffles for breakfast.
- 7 days ago: Neo Rhodesia lodged a message on the Outer Heaven Regional Message Board.
- 7 days ago: Neo Rhodesia relocated from The Rejected Realms to Outer Heaven.
- 8 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
- 8 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
- 9 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
- 11 days ago: Neo Rhodesia relocated from Outer Heaven to The Rejected Realms.
- 11 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ejected from Outer Heaven by The Free Republic of Galzburg.