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The Cool Dad's Club of Neo Rhodesia

“I SEE YOU SUCKING”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Outer Heaven

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The Cool Dad's Club of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.795 billion Cool Dads enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

New Salisbury spends billions upgrading public transport, the NRBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Washing Machine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is drinking and revenge, and its currency is the Denar.

Neo Rhodesia is ranked 2nd in Outer Heaven and 3,784th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 271 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 21 hours ago

  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, the NRBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, New Salisbury spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Neo Rhodesia has found 1 easter egg).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 8 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.

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