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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia

“War is Hell, for the enemy.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Outer Heaven

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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.5 billion Neo Rhodesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Tourism.

Daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is drinking and revenge, and its currency is the Casing.

Neo Rhodesia is ranked 2nd in Outer Heaven and 10,642nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 27 minutes ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 16 days ago: Neo Rhodesia lodged a message on the Outer Heaven Regional Message Board.
  • 18 days ago: Neo Rhodesia's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Casings of property damage.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.

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