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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia

“War is Hell, for the enemy.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Outer Heaven

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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.135 billion Neo Rhodesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 30%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, retired racing Unicorns are served truffles for breakfast, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is drinking and revenge, and its currency is the Casing.

Neo Rhodesia is ranked 4th in Outer Heaven and 103,958th in the world for Best Weather, with -125 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 11 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 27 days ago: Neo Rhodesia relocated from Osiris to Outer Heaven.
  • 27 days ago: Neo Rhodesia was refounded in Osiris.
  • 113 days ago: Neo Rhodesia ceased to exist.
  • 124 days ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 141 days ago: Neo Rhodesia's influence in Outer Heaven rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 141 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 141 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, retired racing Unicorns are served truffles for breakfast.

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