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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia

“War is Hell, for the enemy.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Outer Heaven

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The Rectal Prolapse of Neo Rhodesia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bizarro Ted Turner with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.38 billion Neo Rhodesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Tourism.

There is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Casings of property damage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Neo Rhodesia's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is drinking and revenge, and its currency is the Casing.

Neo Rhodesia is ranked 5th in Outer Heaven and 34,486th in the world for Safest, scoring 131.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Casings of property damage.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Neo Rhodesia to be bombproof.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, citizens must pay to enjoy Neo Rhodesia's pristine beaches.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo Rhodesia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 35 days ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • 39 days ago: Neo Rhodesia fell out of the world Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.

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