The Of the of the of the of
Father Knows Best State
Only the truth and nothing less.
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The Of the of the of the of Neo Kervoskia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.761 billion Neo Kervoskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Kervoskia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The thriving Neo Kervoskian economy, worth 924 trillion kersvo a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,304 kersvo, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Neo Kervoskia has designated Neo Kervoskia City as its capital city, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kervoskia's national animal is the oppressor monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Neo Kervoskia is ranked 3,711th in Lazarus and 124,618th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -447.379 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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