Largest Populations: 3,145th Largest Black Market: 3,366th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,475th
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The Of the of the of the of Neo Kervoskia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.398 billion Neo Kervoskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Kervoskia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.

The thriving Neo Kervoskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion kersvo a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,989 kersvo, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Neo Kervoskia has designated Neo Kervoskia City as its capital city, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Kervoskia's national animal is the oppressor monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Neo Kervoskia is ranked 133,372nd in the world and 2,896th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -82.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Populations: 3,145thLargest Black Market: 3,366thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,475thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,394thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,604thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,025thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,195thHighest Economic Output: 9,527thTop
Fattest Citizens: 10,559thBest Weather: 11,139thHighest Drug Use: 12,546thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,475thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,715th
Largest Populations: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 211th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 355th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 374th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 381st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 418th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 428th in the regionBest Weather: 445th in the regionFattest Citizens: 464th in the region

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