The Forge World of
Father Knows Best State
Revere the Omnissiah, for it is the source of all power
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Forge World of Neo Eisens is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Tribunal with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.224 billion Neo Eisensians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hive City Purgatory. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The powerhouse Neo Eisensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Throne Gelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 157,802 Throne Gelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Neo Eisens, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, government policy is dictated by The Cult of the Machine God, and police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Eisens's national animal is the Servitor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of the Machine God.

Neo Eisens is ranked 2nd in The Spinward Front and 143,208th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -27 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Neo Eisens's influence in The Spinward Front rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • 4 days ago: Neo Eisens resigned from the World Assembly.
  • 19 days ago: Neo Eisens was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 47 days ago: Neo Eisens was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 62 days ago: Neo Eisens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 79 days ago: Neo Eisens was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 82 days ago: Neo Eisens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 93 days ago: Neo Eisens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 103 days ago: Neo Eisens was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 114 days ago: Neo Eisens was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).

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