The Voodoo-Atheists of
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Voodoo-Atheists of Neo-Pangaea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.376 billion Neo-Pangaeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Pangaean economy, worth an astonishing 13,693 trillion Secus a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 519,147 Secus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neo-Pangaea's national animal is the albino platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neo-Pangaea is ranked 4th in Secularia and 126,263rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -61 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo-Pangaea, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo-Pangaea, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo-Pangaea, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo-Pangaea, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 14 days ago: Neo-Pangaea fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 22 days ago: Neo-Pangaea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo-Pangaea, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo-Pangaea, almost all of Neo-Pangaea's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo-Pangaea, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Neo-Pangaea, much of Neo-Pangaea's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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