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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: panda

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 18.066 billion, 9.775 billion of whom are zombies, Neko Conekoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Public Transport and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kitty kibble.

Neko Coneko is ranked 1st in panda and 31,003rd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 34 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Neko Coneko is currently considering its options.

People: 8,291,277,058

Zombies: 9,774,935,359

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 11 hours ago

  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 22 days ago: Neko Coneko's influence in Panda fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • 65 days ago: Neko Coneko's influence in Panda rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • 67 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.

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