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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: panda

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 18.373 billion Neko Conekoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Public Transport and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kitty kibble.

Neko Coneko is ranked 2nd in panda and 112,887th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, Acqua spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, all footpaths have tollbooths.

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