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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: panda

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 18.213 billion Neko Conekoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Public Transport and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kitty kibble.

Neko Coneko is ranked 1st in panda and 32,616th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 98 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, Acqua spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 46 days ago: Neko Coneko's influence in Panda fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".

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