The Cat's Meow of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Meow!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.722 billion Neko Conekoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Public Transport, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Neko Conekoan economy, worth 118 trillion kitty kibbles a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,021 kitty kibbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned iriomote wildcatball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neko Coneko is ranked 2nd in panda and 108,943rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neko Coneko fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Neko Coneko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned iriomote wildcatball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Neko Coneko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.

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