The Cat's Meow of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Meow!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.972 billion Neko Conekoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Public Transport, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Neko Conekoan economy, worth 117 trillion kitty kibbles a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,169 kitty kibbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neko Coneko is ranked 2nd in panda and 139,856th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -3 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • 10 days ago: Neko Coneko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Neko Coneko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the study of medicine is popular throughout Neko Coneko.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.

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