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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko

“Meow!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: panda

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with an even hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.486 billion Neko Conekoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Public Transport and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kitty kibble.

Neko Coneko is ranked 1st in panda and 6,193rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 15 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Neko Coneko's influence in Panda rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.

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