The Cat's Meow of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Meow!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.567 billion Neko Conekoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Public Transport, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Neko Conekoan economy, worth 117 trillion kitty kibbles a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,021 kitty kibbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned iriomote wildcatball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neko Coneko is ranked 2nd in panda and 122,959th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned iriomote wildcatball fields.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 28 days ago: Neko Coneko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, judges are all-powerful.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 74 days ago: Neko Coneko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 80 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, My Lady of Acqua claims to be the epitome of family values.

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