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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: panda

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.891 billion Neko Conekoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Public Transport and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kitty kibble.

Neko Coneko is ranked 1st in panda and 1,949th in the world for Best Weather, with 316 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • 35 days ago: Neko Coneko's influence in Panda rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria.
  • 63 days ago: Neko Coneko's influence in Panda fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • 77 days ago: Neko Coneko's influence in Panda rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".

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