The Cat's Meow of
Democratic Socialists
Meow!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.861 billion Neko Conekoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Public Transport, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Neko Conekoan economy, worth 129 trillion kitty kibbles a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,204 kitty kibbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and Neko Coneko is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neko Coneko is ranked 1st in panda and 4,664th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 39 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, Neko Coneko is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Neko Coneko was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.

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