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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: panda

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The Cat's Meow of Neko Coneko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by My Lady of Acqua with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 16.902 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Public Transport and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acqua. The average income tax rate is 92%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neko Coneko's national animal is the iriomote wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the kitty kibble.

Neko Coneko is ranked 1st in panda and 56,299th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.402 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 18 hours ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, iriomote wildcats are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in panda.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Neko Coneko, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 24 days ago: Neko Coneko's influence in Panda rose from "Superpower" to "Hegemony".

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