Highest Crime Rates: 265th Rudest Citizens: 310th Most Armed: 327th
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The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.04 billion Neasmyrnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neasmyrnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,637 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the people of Neasmyrna are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neasmyrna's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neasmyrna is ranked 2,674th in the world and 3rd in 00000 A World Power for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 63.69 Whatever.

Highest Crime Rates: 265thRudest Citizens: 310thMost Armed: 327thMost Avoided: 438thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 635thFattest Citizens: 1,127thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,206thHighest Economic Output: 1,478thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,592ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,654thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,661stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,729thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,869thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,925thLargest Mining Sector: 1,976thLargest Retail Industry: 2,340thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,674thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,764thLargest Populations: 2,918thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,411thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,028thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,051stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,458thHighest Average Incomes: 5,542ndMost Secular: 5,662ndMost Influential: 5,744thNudest: 6,385thHighest Drug Use: 6,405thMost Pro-Market: 6,914thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,166thLargest Black Market: 10,416thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,629thSmartest Citizens: 12,905thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,875thMost Extreme: 15,876thMost Stationary: 17,653rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.


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