Highest Crime Rates: 262nd Rudest Citizens: 302nd Most Armed: 319th
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The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.867 billion Neasmyrnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neasmyrnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,605 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the people of Neasmyrna are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neasmyrna's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neasmyrna is ranked 2,713th in the world and 2nd in 00000 A World Power for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,055.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 262ndRudest Citizens: 302ndMost Armed: 319thMost Avoided: 433rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 628thFattest Citizens: 1,087thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,193rdHighest Economic Output: 1,467thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,573rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,609thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,633rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,672ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,881stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,967thLargest Retail Industry: 2,205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,627thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,713thLargest Populations: 2,943rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,944thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,999thMost Secular: 4,425thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,334thHighest Average Incomes: 5,377thMost Influential: 5,642ndHighest Drug Use: 6,566thNudest: 7,433rdMost Pro-Market: 7,479thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,478thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,290thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,586thSmartest Citizens: 12,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,637thMost Extreme: 17,370thMost Stationary: 18,097th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the region

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  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Gambling Industry, Fattest Citizens, Most Armed, and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Neasmyrna fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.


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