Highest Crime Rates: 272nd Rudest Citizens: 332nd Most Armed: 345th
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The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.377 billion Neasmyrnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neasmyrnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,698 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the people of Neasmyrna are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neasmyrna's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neasmyrna is ranked 5,862nd in the world and 6th in 00000 A World Power for Highest Average Incomes, with 181,494.36 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 272ndRudest Citizens: 332ndMost Armed: 345thMost Avoided: 467thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 662ndFattest Citizens: 1,146thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,247thHighest Economic Output: 1,481stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,620thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,690thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,693rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,828thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,969thLargest Mining Sector: 1,988thLargest Retail Industry: 2,540thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,618thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,703rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,874thLargest Populations: 2,918thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,075thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,103rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,368thMost Influential: 5,769thHighest Drug Use: 5,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,862ndMost Secular: 6,806thNudest: 7,007thMost Pro-Market: 7,171stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,234thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,245thLargest Black Market: 10,278thSmartest Citizens: 13,533rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,836thMost Extreme: 15,864thMost Stationary: 16,666th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the region

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  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.


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