Highest Crime Rates: 286th Most Armed: 353rd Rudest Citizens: 383rd
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The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.752 billion Neasmyrnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neasmyrnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,766 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the people of Neasmyrna are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neasmyrna's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neasmyrna is ranked 691st in the world and 2nd in 00000 A World Power for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 438.52 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 286thMost Armed: 353rdRudest Citizens: 383rdMost Avoided: 482ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 691stFattest Citizens: 1,210thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,281stHighest Economic Output: 1,489thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,629thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,693rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,733rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,789thMost Efficient Economies: 1,831stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,985thLargest Mining Sector: 2,009thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,596thLargest Retail Industry: 2,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,733rdLargest Populations: 2,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,946thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,907thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,929thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,593rdHighest Drug Use: 5,680thMost Influential: 5,948thHighest Average Incomes: 6,059thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,090thMost Secular: 7,642ndNudest: 7,736thTop
Most Pro-Market: 7,858thLargest Black Market: 10,273rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,739thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,271stSmartest Citizens: 13,763rdMost Extreme: 15,375th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the region

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  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".


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