Highest Crime Rates: 281st Most Armed: 360th Rudest Citizens: 362nd
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The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.549 billion Neasmyrnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neasmyrnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,729 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the people of Neasmyrna are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neasmyrna's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neasmyrna is ranked 17,848th in the world and 17th in 00000 A World Power for Highest Poor Incomes, with 69,527.69 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 281stMost Armed: 360thRudest Citizens: 362ndMost Avoided: 480thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 672ndFattest Citizens: 1,193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,254thHighest Economic Output: 1,498thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,628thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,723rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,788thMost Efficient Economies: 1,852ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,989thLargest Mining Sector: 2,006thLargest Retail Industry: 2,590thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,591stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,716thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,906thLargest Populations: 2,917thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,320thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,157thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,566thMost Influential: 5,827thHighest Drug Use: 5,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,996thMost Secular: 7,270thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,415thNudest: 7,435thMost Pro-Market: 7,714thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,339thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,493rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,426thSmartest Citizens: 13,633rdMost Extreme: 15,266th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

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  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.


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