Highest Crime Rates: 265th Rudest Citizens: 304th Most Armed: 330th
The Nomadic Peoples of
If you build it, they will come
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.22 billion Neasmyrnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neasmyrnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,669 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the people of Neasmyrna are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neasmyrna's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neasmyrna is ranked 60,538th in the world and 60th in 00000 A World Power for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,911.86 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 265thRudest Citizens: 304thMost Armed: 330thMost Avoided: 453rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 648thFattest Citizens: 1,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,223rdHighest Economic Output: 1,482ndTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,608thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,684thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,685thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,732ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,876thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,959thLargest Mining Sector: 1,997thLargest Retail Industry: 2,446thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,624thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,860thLargest Populations: 2,933rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,149thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,878thHighest Average Incomes: 5,773rdMost Influential: 5,781stHighest Drug Use: 6,067thNudest: 6,087thMost Pro-Market: 6,381stMost Secular: 6,426thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,194thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,141stLargest Black Market: 10,360thSmartest Citizens: 13,463rdMost Extreme: 13,706thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,312th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics