Highest Crime Rates: 285th Most Armed: 362nd Rudest Citizens: 450th
The Nomadic Peoples of
If you build it, they will come
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.147 billion Neasmyrnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neasmyrnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,838 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the people of Neasmyrna are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neasmyrna's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neasmyrna is ranked 177,022nd in the world and 42nd in 00000 A World Power for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.05 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 285thMost Armed: 362ndRudest Citizens: 450thMost Avoided: 486thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 705thFattest Citizens: 1,216thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,277thHighest Economic Output: 1,490thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,643rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,704thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,741stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,824thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,839thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,029thLargest Mining Sector: 2,041stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,775thLargest Populations: 2,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,884thLargest Retail Industry: 2,962ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,855thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,857thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,778thMost Influential: 6,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,325thHighest Drug Use: 7,163rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,805thNudest: 8,522ndMost Secular: 8,570thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,157thLargest Black Market: 10,445thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,329thSmartest Citizens: 14,114thMost Stationary: 14,534thMost Extreme: 17,391st
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics