The Golden Zombie Horde of
Capitalist Paradise
Let God's light illuminate the darkness!
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Golden Zombie Horde of Nawira is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Benji Patrick Seiza with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.34 billion Nawirans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agartha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nawiran economy, worth 333 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 142,437 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,819 per year while the poor average 17,716, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, anti-government web sites are springing up, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Nawira's national animal is the phnix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Faith.

Nawira is ranked 7th in The Casuari Islands and 140,481st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -44 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nawira, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 17 hours ago: Nawira was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nawira, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nawira, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nawira, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nawira, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nawira, abortions are routinely performed in Nawira's hospitals.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Nawira voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of Indigenous Peoples".
  • 4 days ago: Nawira fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 4 days ago: Nawira was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".

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