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The Lone and Level Sands of Nationstatelandsville

“Godspeed, you pointless lunatics.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Ankh Mauta


The Lone and Level Sands of Nationstatelandsville is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dalek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.584 billion tricker archetypes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Troughton. The average income tax rate is 67%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is giving peace a chance, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and Nationstatelandsville's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationstatelandsville's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the pengo.

Nationstatelandsville is ranked 31st in Ankh Mauta and 32,149th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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