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The Classless Society of Narmilia

“Even the smallest step forward is worth taking.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: USSR

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The Classless Society of Narmilia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Valentine Sergeyevich Plehanov with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.334 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Social Welfare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Holm. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime is totally unknown. Narmilia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Labour Unit.

Narmilia is ranked 151st in USSR and 122,067th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -54 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 4 days ago: Narmilia's influence in USSR rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 4 days ago: Narmilia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate South Pacific"".
  • 4 days ago: Narmilia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".

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