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The Classless Society of Narmilia

“Even the smallest step forward is worth taking.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: USSR

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The Classless Society of Narmilia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Valentine Sergeyevich Plehanov with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.292 billion Narmilians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Social Welfare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Holm. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and much of Narmilia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown. Narmilia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Labour Unit.

Narmilia is ranked 7th in USSR and 850th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 247 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, much of Narmilia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Narmilia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 11 days ago: Narmilia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Narmilia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • 21 days ago: Narmilia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.

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