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The Classless Society of Narmilia

“Even the smallest step forward is worth taking.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: USSR

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The Classless Society of Narmilia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Valentine Sergeyevich Plehanov with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.846 billion Narmilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Holm. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime is totally unknown. Narmilia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Labour Unit.

Narmilia is ranked 1st in USSR and 167th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 218 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Narmilia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Narmilia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Hvalfyurden.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 13 days ago: Narmilia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: #1).
  • 14 days ago: Narmilia was endorsed by The Imperium of Allancia.
  • 23 days ago: Narmilia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Narmilia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

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