Lowest Crime Rates: 246th Largest Governments: 273rd Most Conservative: 335th
The Totalitarian Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We rest not until the blood runs our rivers.
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The Totalitarian Theocracy of Naos Al-Khamir is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mohammed the Bloodworshipped with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.888 billion Naos Al-Khamirians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kham Hij-Nama. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Naos Al-Khamirian economy, worth 451 trillion haaks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,679 haaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Naos Al-Khamir after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, military spending is on the increase, Naos Al-Khamir is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naos Al-Khamir's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Extremist Islam.

Naos Al-Khamir is ranked 177,599th in the world and 4,791st in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 7.37 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Lowest Crime Rates: 246thLargest Governments: 273rdMost Conservative: 335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 381stMost Primitive: 434thMost Devout: 481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 542ndMost Authoritarian: 689thBest Weather: 708thMost Beautiful Environments: 777thMost Ignorant Citizens: 782ndMost Corrupt Governments: 925thMost Pacifist: 1,039thSafest: 1,148thTop
Most Extreme: 2,343rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,869thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,499thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,732ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,691stMost Income Equality: 7,855thMost Inclusive: 8,751stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,931stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,100th
Largest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 134th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 190th in the regionMost Inclusive: 232nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 348th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Naos Al-Khamir's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Naos Al-Khamir's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Naos Al-Khamir's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Naos Al-Khamir's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Naos Al-Khamir's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Naos Al-Khamir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, Most Devout, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Most Conservative.
  • : Naos Al-Khamir was refounded in Balder.
  • : Naos Al-Khamir ceased to exist.
  • : Naos Al-Khamir was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Best Weather.
  • : Naos Al-Khamir was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.


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