The Republic of Nakia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.284 billion Nakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Landia. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nakian economy, worth 152 trillion Vivas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,896 Vivas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, Nakia has designated New-Landia as its capital city, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nakia's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nakia is ranked 116,975^th in the world and 5,791^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.02 law-abiding acts per hour.