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Nudest: 296thLeast Corrupt Governments: 377thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,061st
The Mingled Bubbling of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland
Influence
Eminence Grise
Border Control Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Superb

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Naked Friends

Population31.72 billion

CapitalDream Harbour

Currencyflorin
Animaldolphin

The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 31.72 billion Naked Friendsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dream Harbour. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Naked Friendsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,020 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,753 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. Naked Friends's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Naked Friends is ranked 18,709th in the world and 5th in Haiku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.39 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Nudest: 296thLeast Corrupt Governments: 377thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,061stMost Stationary: 1,145thMost Pacifist: 1,249thSafest: 1,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,307thMost Cultured: 1,488thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,934thSmartest Citizens: 2,384thMost Secular: 2,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,623rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,636thHighest Food Quality: 2,831stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,548thLargest Populations: 3,623rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,811thLargest Governments: 3,866thNicest Citizens: 4,103rdHighest Economic Output: 4,685thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,735thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,251stMost Inclusive: 5,272ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,765thMost Influential: 6,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,767thMost Income Equality: 11,215thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,638thHealthiest Citizens: 14,522ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 18,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,901stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,412th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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