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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.42 billion Nak nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

Nak nak is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 1st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.

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