NationStates | The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak

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“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Below Average	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.794 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

Nak nak is ranked 29th in Wysteria and 3,717th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 69 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Easter Egg Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of Wysteria for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Armed #1 in Wysteria for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector #1 in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector #1 in Wysteria for Most Avoided #1 in the world for Most Avoided #1 in Wysteria for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry #1 in Wysteria for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of Wysteria for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of Wysteria for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of Wysteria for Fattest Citizens #1 in Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector #1 in Wysteria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Gambling Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Wysteria for Lowest Overall Tax Burden #1 in Wysteria for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector #1 in Wysteria for Largest Mining Sector Top 10% of Wysteria for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Nudest #1 in Wysteria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector Top 10% of Wysteria for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Populations Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry #1 in Wysteria for Largest Retail Industry Top 5% of Wysteria for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Wysteria for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 5% of Wysteria for Stupidest Citizens

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.