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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.187 billion Nak nakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

Nak nak is ranked 174th in Wysteria and 112,350th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -478 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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