Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Most Avoided: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.461 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 24,576 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 834,193 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,177,957 per year while the poor average 33,662, a ratio of 183 to 1.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, political activists are routinely executed, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 41,302.82 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Gambling Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 15thFattest Citizens: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thMost Secular: 20thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 25thLargest Populations: 38thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54thMost Armed: 59thRudest Citizens: 103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 132ndMost Efficient Economies: 299thSmartest Citizens: 371stMost Stationary: 495thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,617thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,513thLargest Black Market: 2,592ndMost Pro-Market: 3,178thMost Influential: 3,836thTop
Highest Drug Use: 11,679th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, Nak nak-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.


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