The Revolutionary Force of
Corporate Police State
Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.494 billion Nak nakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 22,004 trillion Storms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 830,553 Storms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,123,596 per year while the poor average 16,528, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the Elviss to repay their debt to society, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 150th in Wysteria and 123,435th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -672 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, criminals are thrown to the Elviss to repay their debt to society.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Nak nak was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.

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