Most Avoided: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.116 billion Nak Nakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 24,316 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 835,159 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,677,948 per year while the poor average 24,468, a ratio of 272 to 1.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, auditors are gutting every governmental department, charity no longer begins at home, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 193,027th in the world and 132nd in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -78.68 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Avoided: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Economic Output: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thFattest Citizens: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Gambling Industry: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 18thMost Secular: 19thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20thMost Corrupt Governments: 24thLargest Populations: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thMost Armed: 58thRudest Citizens: 113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130thMost Scientifically Advanced: 161stMost Efficient Economies: 303rdSmartest Citizens: 355thMost Stationary: 498thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,520thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,547thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,588thMost Pro-Market: 3,099thMost Influential: 3,709thMost Extreme: 6,226th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.


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