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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.606 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

Nak nak is ranked 12th in Wysteria and 355th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 692 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.

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