The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.032 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 21,939 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 811,615 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,033,007 per year while the poor average 32,303, a ratio of 186 to 1.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, the roads are virtually falling apart, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 63rd in Wysteria and 52,019th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 112 minutes ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, NakNakdam is a police state during international summits.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.

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