The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.606 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 23,596 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 824,873 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,342,990 per year while the poor average 28,726, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 141st in Wysteria and 143,935th in the world for Safest, scoring -1,370.828 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nak nak fell out of the world Top 1% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Nak nak fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, NakNakdam is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, criminals are executed and their property seized.

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