Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Most Avoided: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.632 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 24,764 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 835,727 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,666,569 per year while the poor average 45,274, a ratio of 125 to 1.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Nak nak's many privately-owned prisons, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 83,012th in the world and 41st in Wysteria for Most Authoritarian, with 0.26 Stalins.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 15thFattest Citizens: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thMost Secular: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 25thLargest Populations: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thMost Armed: 62ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 107thRudest Citizens: 117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 131stMost Efficient Economies: 291stSmartest Citizens: 369thMost Stationary: 492ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,623rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,606thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,527thMost Influential: 3,844thMost Pro-Market: 4,713thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 12,162nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Nak nak's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, children spout "I came, I saw, I conquered." involuntarily throughout the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.

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