Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Most Avoided: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.826 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 24,946 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 836,385 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,995,090 per year while the poor average 37,912, a ratio of 158 to 1.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, 'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 153,867th in the world and 110th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -78.99 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 16thFattest Citizens: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22ndMost Secular: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thLargest Populations: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thMost Armed: 63rdRudest Citizens: 66thMost Scientifically Advanced: 114thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 140thMost Efficient Economies: 294thSmartest Citizens: 390thMost Stationary: 490thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,630thLargest Black Market: 2,666thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,780thMost Influential: 3,852ndMost Pro-Market: 4,669th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, 'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's Nak reserves.


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