The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.645 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 22,605 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 817,700 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,078,243 per year while the poor average 32,545, a ratio of 186 to 1.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the Nakster is reportedly extinct, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 32nd in Wysteria and 112,500th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 0 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the Nakster is reportedly extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Nak nak fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Nak nak fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.

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