The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.853 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 21,720 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 808,861 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,937,541 per year while the poor average 16,096, a ratio of 431 to 1.

The food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters, vaccinations are mandatory, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 12th in Wysteria and 177th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 223 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, billions of Naks are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Nak nak fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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