Most Avoided: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.993 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 25,104 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 837,021 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,401,613 per year while the poor average 52,284, a ratio of 103 to 1.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the government is avowedly secular, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 112th in the world and 11th in Wysteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 749.7 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Avoided: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 5thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Economic Output: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 15thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thFattest Citizens: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 19thMost Secular: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 28thLargest Populations: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59thMost Armed: 62ndRudest Citizens: 100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115thLargest Information Technology Sector: 161stMost Efficient Economies: 296thSmartest Citizens: 396thMost Stationary: 480thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,659thLargest Black Market: 2,702ndMost Influential: 3,928thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,710thMost Pro-Market: 5,790th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in NakNakdam.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.


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