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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.745 billion Nak nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, citizens must pay to enjoy Nak nak's pristine beaches, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

Nak nak is ranked 163rd in Wysteria and 113,040th in the world for Best Weather, with -11,702 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 9 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, citizens must pay to enjoy Nak nak's pristine beaches.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 5 days ago: Nak nak fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 5 days ago: Nak nak was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.

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