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The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.704 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 21,737 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 814,031 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,259,621 per year while the poor average 28,349, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, there are no minimum wage laws, and The Allmighty Nak Nak claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 15th in Wysteria and 165th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 14 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, The Allmighty Nak Nak claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, charity no longer begins at home.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.

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