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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.526 billion Nak nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and Nak nak-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

Nak nak is ranked 12th in Wysteria and 2,928th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 191 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, Nak nak-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Nak nak fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

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