Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Largest Retail Industry: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.233 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 24,350 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 832,970 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,936,810 per year while the poor average 19,799, a ratio of 350 to 1.

Nak nak is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Naksterdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 181,741st in the world and 138th in Wysteria for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.61 Tourists Per Hour.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Economic Output: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 17thFattest Citizens: 18thMost Secular: 20thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 25thLargest Populations: 38thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57thMost Armed: 58thRudest Citizens: 93rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 126thMost Efficient Economies: 299thSmartest Citizens: 354thMost Stationary: 508thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,553rdTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,175thMost Pro-Market: 2,548thLargest Black Market: 2,573rdMost Influential: 3,812thTop
Most Extreme: 11,554thNudest: 17,974th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Naksterdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, Nak nak is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.


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