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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.329 billion Nak nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 22,022 trillion Storms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 836,434 Storms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,771,872 per year while the poor average 8,322, a ratio of 933 to 1.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 1st in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, children spout "Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nak nak, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.

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