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The Loving Embrace of Naive Utopia

“WE LOVE YOU whether you like it or not.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Loving Embrace of Naive Utopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.595 billion Naive Utopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Candyland. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is well under control. Naive Utopia's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the golden coin.

Naive Utopia is ranked 726th in Lazarus and 16,944th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 12.299 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Naive Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 8 days ago: Naive Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Naive Utopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Naive Utopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 10 days ago: Naive Utopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 11 days ago: Naive Utopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Naive Utopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 14 days ago: Naive Utopia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 36 days ago: Naive Utopia ceased to exist.
  • 51 days ago: Naive Utopia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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by Max Barry

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