Most Advanced Defense Forces: 40th Most Devout: 176th Most Corrupt Governments: 266th
The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of
Psychotic Dictatorship
What Fun Is There In Making Sense?
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.322 billion Naggorothians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Naggorothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion Twisted Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 212,990 Twisted Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, trespassers entering Discord's office are immediately vaporized, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.

Naggoroth is ranked 1,513th in the world and 13th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring 135.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 40thMost Devout: 176thMost Corrupt Governments: 266thMost Subsidized Industry: 351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 408thLargest Governments: 543rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 549thLowest Crime Rates: 565thHighest Poor Incomes: 579thLargest Black Market: 652ndMost Conservative: 1,112thMost Primitive: 1,513thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,757thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 1,939thHighest Drug Use: 2,453rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,673rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,409thBest Weather: 3,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,555thHighest Economic Output: 4,570thMost Stationary: 4,623rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,069thMost Extreme: 5,102ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,253rdMost Influential: 5,650thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,165thLargest Populations: 15,363rdMost Income Equality: 16,299th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Naggoroth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, trespassers entering Discord's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, Naggoroth's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Naggoroth's influence in The Alliance of Dictators fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".

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