Most Advanced Defense Forces: 35th Most Devout: 94th Most Subsidized Industry: 240th
The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of
Psychotic Dictatorship
What Fun Is There In Making Sense?
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.66 billion Naggorothians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Naggorothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion Twisted Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 227,919 Twisted Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.

Naggoroth is ranked 774th in the world and 9th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Black Market, with 1,150 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 35thMost Devout: 94thMost Subsidized Industry: 240thMost Corrupt Governments: 257thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 374thLowest Crime Rates: 476thLargest Governments: 495thMost Ignorant Citizens: 537thHighest Poor Incomes: 757thLargest Black Market: 774thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,582ndMost Primitive: 2,006thMost Authoritarian: 2,489thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,559thHighest Average Incomes: 2,941stMost Conservative: 3,117thBest Weather: 3,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,434thHighest Economic Output: 4,064thMost Stationary: 4,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,444thMost Influential: 5,728thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,938thMost Extreme: 6,886thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,787thLargest Populations: 14,911th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Naggoroth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.

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