The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of
Psychotic Dictatorship
What Fun Is There In Making Sense?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.652 billion Naggorothians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Naggorothian economy, worth 940 trillion Twisted Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 141,350 Twisted Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, Harry Potter books are banned, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.

Naggoroth is ranked 179th in The Alliance of Dictators and 118,626th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -3,625 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Naggoroth was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Naggoroth was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the nation refuses to provide international aid.

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