The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of
Iron Fist Consumerists
What Fun Is There In Making Sense?
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.019 billion Naggorothians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Naggorothian economy, worth 987 trillion Twisted Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 164,009 Twisted Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Naggoroth after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.

Naggoroth is ranked 50th in The Alliance of Dictators and 13,880th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 9 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 8 hours ago: Naggoroth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 4 days ago: Naggoroth fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 5 days ago: Naggoroth was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Naggoroth after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 5 days ago: Naggoroth lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Naggoroth lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.

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