The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of
Psychotic Dictatorship
What Fun Is There In Making Sense?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.487 billion Naggorothians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Naggorothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Twisted Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 158,580 Twisted Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Naggoroth's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government has the power to seize property at will, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.

Naggoroth is ranked 201st in The Alliance of Dictators and 127,899th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -4,082.124 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 20 hours ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Naggoroth's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 7 days ago: Naggoroth was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Naggoroth's influence in The Alliance of Dictators fell from "Vassal" to "Minnow".
  • 9 days ago: Naggoroth's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.

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