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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth

“What Fun Is There In Making Sense?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.314 billion Naggorothians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, school uniforms are compulsory, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord, and its currency is the Twisted Bit.

Naggoroth is ranked 172nd in The Alliance of Dictators and 117,280th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -571 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • 5 days ago: Naggoroth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Naggoroth after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Naggoroth's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.

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