The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of
Iron Fist Consumerists
What Fun Is There In Making Sense?
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Chaotic Pocket Dimension of Naggoroth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Discord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.734 billion Naggorothians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naggoroth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Naggorothian economy, worth 921 trillion Twisted Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 160,709 Twisted Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and guns are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naggoroth's national animal is the Cotton Candy Cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Magnificent Rhetoric of Discord.

Naggoroth is ranked 197th in The Alliance of Dictators and 117,599th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, guns are banned.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the Cotton Candy Cloud is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, billions of Twisted Bits are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Naggoroth, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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