The Demarchic State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Quantum Satis
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The Demarchic State of Naessia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Citizens' Jury with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.854 billion Naessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vålen. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Naessian economy, worth 914 trillion Dalers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,283 Dalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Naessia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Naessia is ranked 75th in Nordic Lands and 45,318th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 84 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Naessia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Naessia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Naessia, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Naessia fell out of the world Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Naessia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Naessia, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Naessia, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Naessia, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Naessia, police officers compete for the highest commissions from fines.
  • : Naessia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.

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