Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21st Highest Economic Output: 26th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th
The Power and Glory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.
Stavros Djubric
Regional Influence
Honorary Senator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Power and Glory of Myrth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stavros Djubric with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.858 billion Myrthians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrantos. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Myrthian economy, worth an astonishing 21,745 trillion Myrthan Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 728,298 Myrthan Souls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,655,080 per year while the poor average 46,701, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

The police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, Myrth-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Myrth's universities. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Myrth's national animal is the black dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myrth is ranked 76th in the world and 2nd in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 49,565.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21stHighest Economic Output: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 34thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45thFattest Citizens: 53rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61stMost Scientifically Advanced: 66thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76thLargest Gambling Industry: 76thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thLargest Populations: 80thLargest Mining Sector: 80thMost Avoided: 82ndMost Armed: 96thLargest Retail Industry: 126thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rdRudest Citizens: 168thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 186thSmartest Citizens: 219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 236thMost Secular: 390thLargest Publishing Industry: 493rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 697thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 946thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,180thHighest Crime Rates: 1,225thLargest Governments: 1,304thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,049thLargest Black Market: 2,983rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,989thMost Cultured: 5,018thMost Pro-Market: 6,715thMost Influential: 6,745thTop
Highest Drug Use: 10,066thNudest: 16,323rd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 253rd in the regionMost Stationary: 339th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 344th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 355th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 523rd in the regionNudest: 579th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 705th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 994th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,109th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Myrth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Myrth's universities.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, Myrth-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, the black dragon is reportedly extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Stavros Djubric.
  • : Myrth was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".


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