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The Adoring Masses of Myrth

“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Adoring Masses of Myrth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stavros Djubric with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.217 billion Myrthians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrantos. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Myrthian economy, worth an astonishing 18,084 trillion Myrthan Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 689,796 Myrthan Souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,409,358 per year while the poor average 6,863, a ratio of 933 to 1.

Myrth is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, military spending recently hit a new high, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Myrth's national animal is the black dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myrth is ranked 2nd in the Pacific and 22nd in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 34 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, Myrth is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Myrantos.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, Myrth's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Myrthan Souls each year.

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