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The Empire of All the Houses of Myroria

“And the people bow and pray to the neon god they made.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Taijitu

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The Empire of All the Houses of Myroria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empeurer Nelvil II Moomintroth with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.537 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellowmoor-Pelagis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports industries.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myroria's national animal is the ostrich, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Imperial marche.

Myroria is ranked 220th in Taijitu and 101,268th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring -37 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Myroria was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Myroria, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Myroria, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Myroria, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 6 days ago: Myroria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Myroria, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Myroria, euthanasia is legal.
  • 10 days ago: Myroria was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Myroria, citizens must pay to enjoy Myroria's pristine beaches.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Myroria, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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