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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,837thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,132nd
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Corporate Bordello
Sounds kind of silly, but still …
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Muswell Hill

Population10.142 billion

CapitalMuswell Hill
LeaderJohn Logie Baird

CurrencyMinoan tala
Animalgoldfinch

The Suburb of Muswell Hill is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Logie Baird with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.142 billion Londoners are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muswell Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The very strong Muswell Hillian economy, worth 415 trillion Minoan tala a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 40,921 Minoan tala, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 121,134 per year while the poor average 10,858, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Muswell Hillian politicians, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Muswell Hill's national animal is the goldfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Muswell Hill is ranked 157,998th in the world and 2nd in Minoa Annex for Most Stationary, with 131.69722126928 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,837thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 20,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,132nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muswell Hill's influence in Minoa Annex rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Muswell Hill, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Following new legislation in Muswell Hill, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Muswell Hill, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Muswell Hillian politicians.
  • : Muswell Hill's influence in Minoa Annex rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Muswell Hill, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Muswell Hill's influence in Minoa Annex rose from "Vassal" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Muswell Hill's influence in Minoa Annex rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Muswell Hill's influence in Minoa Annex rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Muswell Hill's influence in Minoa Annex rose from "Page" to "Squire".

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