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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Scandinavia

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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.639 billion Muspellheimians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspellheim City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, the country is preparing for war, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Muspellheim. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Surtr-worship, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Muspellheim is ranked 58th in Scandinavia and 113,036th in the world for Best Weather, with -9,721 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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