The Brennanndi Ríki of
Corporate Police State
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.332 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 19,053 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 697,098 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,307,510 per year while the poor average 86,703, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Pussy racing stadiums are open 24/7, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 86th in Scandinavia and 118,837th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -196 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, pussy racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Borg Kingdoms.
  • : Muspellheim fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Muspellheim fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The Second Union of Atlantic Nations.

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