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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Scandinavia

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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.539 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspellheim City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Surtr-worship, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Muspellheim is ranked 1st in Scandinavia and 12th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 44 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The alliance of homework.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Muspellheim proposed constructing embassies between Scandinavia and Sweden.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The UN of NationStates.

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