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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Scandinavia

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.336 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspellheim City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Muspellheim, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Surtr-worship, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Muspellheim is ranked 2nd in Scandinavia and 21st in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Founder Easter Eggs (2) Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of Scandinavia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 10% of Scandinavia for Most Conservative Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Scandinavia for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of Scandinavia for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Scandinavia for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Scandinavia for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme Top 5% of Scandinavia for Most Extreme Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of Scandinavia for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of Scandinavia for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of Scandinavia for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Scandinavia for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Scandinavia for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of Scandinavia for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of Scandinavia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Scandinavia for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Scandinavia for Safest Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 10% of Scandinavia for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Muspellheim.
2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, military spending is on the increase.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, pussys with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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