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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Scandinavia

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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.222 billion Muspellsons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 18,456 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 703,872 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,706,267 per year while the poor average 126,066, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and citizens must pay to enjoy Muspellheim's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 96th in Scandinavia and 115,097th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -1,306 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, citizens must pay to enjoy Muspellheim's pristine beaches.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and ITALIA.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.

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