The Brennanndi Ríki of
Corporate Police State
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.738 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 18,617 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 696,288 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,929,665 per year while the poor average 107,387, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, almost all of Muspellheim's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Muspellheim to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 90th in Scandinavia and 139,928th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -415 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Muspellheim to be bombproof.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, almost all of Muspellheim's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 6 days ago: Muspellheim was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, God-Emperor's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption.
  • 7 days ago: Muspellheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: #1).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.
  • 8 days ago: Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.

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