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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Scandinavia

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.499 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspellheim City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and pussys with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Surtr-worship, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Muspellheim is ranked 89th in Scandinavia and 124,444th in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 27 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Founder Easter Eggs (2) Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of Scandinavia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Scandinavia for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of Scandinavia for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Scandinavia for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Scandinavia for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of Scandinavia for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of Scandinavia for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of Scandinavia for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Scandinavia for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Scandinavia for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of Scandinavia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Scandinavia for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Scandinavia for Safest Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of Scandinavia for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 10% of Scandinavia for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 10% of Scandinavia for Largest Information Technology Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 minutes ago

4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, pussys with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, almost all of Muspellheim's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, billions of ISSP Credits are being blown on orbital weapons development.