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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Scandinavia

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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.315 billion Muspellheimians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspellheim City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Surtr-worship, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Muspellheim is ranked 2nd in Scandinavia and 11th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 2,444 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 14 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 6 days ago: Muspellheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 17 days ago: Muspellheim's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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