The Unholy and Evil Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.561 billion Muspellsons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 18,499 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 696,507 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,773,591 per year while the poor average 117,817, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 1st in Scandinavia and 38th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 3,439 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Muspellheim was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the country is preparing for war.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Muspell was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned pussyball fields.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the pussy is believed to be extinct.

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