Most Avoided: 5th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th
The Brennanndi Ríki of
Corporate Police State
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Envoy
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.878 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 20,548 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 687,750 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,033,660 per year while the poor average 97,706, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, all marriages are arranged by the government, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Muspell. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 37,775th in the world and 12th in Scandinavia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,023.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Avoided: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 19thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thHighest Economic Output: 28thMost Secular: 36thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 43rdLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Retail Industry: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 50thMost Stationary: 57thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdLargest Populations: 76thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96thLargest Agricultural Sector: 108thRudest Citizens: 161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 193rdLowest Crime Rates: 428thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,027thSmartest Citizens: 1,052ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,187thFattest Citizens: 1,582ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,987thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,994thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,030thLargest Governments: 2,970thLargest Black Market: 3,086thMost Influential: 3,812thMost Conservative: 4,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,720thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,393rdMost Extreme: 12,275thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,115th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muspellheim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Muspell.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, all marriages are arranged by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the Muspell Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Social Democratic Union.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and DemoNations.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.

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