The Unholy and Evil Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.402 billion Muspellsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 18,349 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 694,990 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,099,658 per year while the poor average 96,814, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 3rd in Scandinavia and 711th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Muspellheim was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and NewBasqueCountry.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Kyrzbekistan.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Muspellheim was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.

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