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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Scandinavia

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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.99 billion Muspellheimians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspellheim City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Surtr-worship, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Muspellheim is ranked 84th in Scandinavia and 117,641st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,474 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 6 days ago: Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Muspellheim created a new poll in Scandinavia: "What do you consider to be your main mode of transport?".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 7 days ago: Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The Allied Republics.
  • 8 days ago: Muspellheim rejected a request from The Red Raiders for an embassy with Scandinavia.

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