Most Avoided: 4th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th
The Brennanndi Ríki of
Corporate Police State
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Envoy
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.662 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 20,379 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 687,064 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,155,464 per year while the poor average 90,773, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 37,380th in the world and 18th in Scandinavia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,081.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Avoided: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 18thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Economic Output: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thMost Secular: 35thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thLargest Retail Industry: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 45thMost Corrupt Governments: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thMost Stationary: 59thLargest Populations: 76thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84thLargest Agricultural Sector: 111thRudest Citizens: 146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 179thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181stLowest Crime Rates: 410thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 925thSmartest Citizens: 1,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,140thFattest Citizens: 1,560thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,915thMost Efficient Economies: 2,004thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,081stLargest Governments: 2,934thLargest Black Market: 3,030thMost Influential: 3,715thMost Conservative: 5,116thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,593rdMost Extreme: 10,146thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,696th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muspellheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The Great British Empire.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Calibraska.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Sweden.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Muspellheimian Hungry Games.

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