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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Scandinavia

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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.5 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspellheim City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, there are no minimum wage laws, and criminals are thrown to the pussys to repay their debt to society. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Surtr-worship, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Muspellheim is ranked 1st in Scandinavia and 5th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 23,241.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, criminals are thrown to the pussys to repay their debt to society.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Karjala.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The Northern Hemisphere.
  • 4 days ago: Muspellheim's influence in Scandinavia fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 6 days ago: Muspellheim's influence in Scandinavia rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 14 days ago: Muspellheim fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 14 days ago: Muspellheim's influence in Scandinavia fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".

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