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The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Scandinavia


The Unholy and Evil Empire of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.821 billion Muspellheimians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspellheim City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Muspellheim with a very polite populace, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Surtr-worship, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Muspellheim is ranked 89th in Scandinavia and 120,682nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,471 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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