Most Avoided: 5th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th
The Brennanndi Ríki of
Corporate Police State
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Envoy
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.314 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 19,594 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 646,394 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,748,547 per year while the poor average 97,906, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

The police double as repo men, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and many Muspellsons struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 86th in the world and 1st in Scandinavia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 26,781.58 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Avoided: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Retail Industry: 27thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28thHighest Economic Output: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thMost Secular: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47thMost Corrupt Governments: 53rdHighest Average Incomes: 54thMost Stationary: 56thLargest Populations: 68thLargest Agricultural Sector: 86thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 173rdRudest Citizens: 198thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 423rdLowest Crime Rates: 429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 859thSmartest Citizens: 1,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,191stFattest Citizens: 1,581stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,644thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,704thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,977thLargest Black Market: 2,050thLargest Governments: 2,918thMost Influential: 3,897thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,792ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,114thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,860th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, many Muspellsons struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.

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