Most Avoided: 4th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th
The Brennanndi Ríki of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scandinavia the everlasting
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.98 billion Muspellsons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 20,471 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 706,390 ISSP Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,495,994 per year while the poor average 144,480, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, soldiers are equipped with multi-million ISSP Credit battlesuits, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 26th in the world and 2nd in Scandinavia for Highest Economic Output, with 20,471 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Avoided: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 13thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21stHighest Economic Output: 26thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 36thMost Secular: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51stMost Stationary: 61stLargest Populations: 72ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 97thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121stRudest Citizens: 175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rdLowest Crime Rates: 374thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 448thLargest Black Market: 486thLargest Information Technology Sector: 642ndSmartest Citizens: 907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 934thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,511thFattest Citizens: 1,601stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,754thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,926thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,050thLargest Governments: 2,570thMost Influential: 3,534thMost Conservative: 6,524thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,194thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,823rd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

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