Most Avoided: 4th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th
The Brennanndi Ríki of
Corporate Police State
Scandinavia the everlasting
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Founder
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.154 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 20,032 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 687,111 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,972,053 per year while the poor average 101,034, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, trespassers entering God-Emperor's office are immediately vaporized, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 180,135th in the world and 80th in Scandinavia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 5.87 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Avoided: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 16thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24thHighest Economic Output: 27thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Retail Industry: 41stMost Corrupt Governments: 46thMost Secular: 46thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56thMost Stationary: 61stLargest Populations: 73rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97thLargest Agricultural Sector: 109thRudest Citizens: 115thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 180thLowest Crime Rates: 367thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 781stSmartest Citizens: 959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,005thFattest Citizens: 1,577thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,865thMost Efficient Economies: 2,037thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,095thLargest Black Market: 2,215thLargest Governments: 2,662ndMost Influential: 3,659thMost Conservative: 5,459thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,210thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,684thMost Extreme: 12,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,271st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Right to Life.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and Intarctica.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, trespassers entering God-Emperor's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • : Following new legislation in Muspellheim, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Muspellheim agreed to construct embassies between Scandinavia and The Federal Commonwealth.
  • : Muspellheim created a new poll in Scandinavia: "Random Music Video Poll #3".
  • : Muspellheim lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.

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