Population | 31.296 billion |
Capital | Mummerke |
Leader | The Chief |
Faith | Paganism |
Currency | nothing |
Animal | owl |
The Neolithic Chiefdom of Mummerke is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Chief with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.296 billion Mummerkeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mummerke. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mummerkean economy, worth a remarkable 2,588 trillion nothings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 82,697 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, and the roundel of the Mummerkean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mummerke's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.
Mummerke is ranked 11,044th in the world and 624th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.9 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Mummerke was refounded in Osiris.
- : Mummerke ceased to exist in The Democratic Commonwealth.
- : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
- : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Mummerke, the roundel of the Mummerkean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Mummerke, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.