by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,077thLargest Populations: 3,798thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,139th
The Neolithic Chiefdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
mmmmummmmer-KE,
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Mummerke

Population31.296 billion

CapitalMummerke
LeaderThe Chief
FaithPaganism

Currencynothing
Animalowl

The Neolithic Chiefdom of Mummerke is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Chief with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.296 billion Mummerkeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mummerke. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mummerkean economy, worth a remarkable 2,588 trillion nothings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 82,697 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, and the roundel of the Mummerkean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mummerke's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.

Mummerke is ranked 11,044th in the world and 624th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.9 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,077thLargest Populations: 3,798thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,139thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,411thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,403rdHighest Economic Output: 8,761stMost Pacifist: 9,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,210thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,841stLowest Crime Rates: 11,044thNicest Citizens: 11,284thHealthiest Citizens: 13,075thMost Patriotic: 13,102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,480thBest Weather: 13,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,714thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17,743rdLargest Governments: 19,944thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,422ndMost Devout: 21,970thMost Cultured: 24,472ndMost Efficient Economies: 28,406thHighest Food Quality: 28,761st
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Largest Populations: 105th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 171st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 267th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 390th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 429th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 456th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 483rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 521st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 624th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 631st in the regionNicest Citizens: 633rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 691st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 718th in the regionBest Weather: 776th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 778th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 786th in the regionMost Influential: 884th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 901st in the regionMost Patriotic: 966th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,076th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,161st in the regionMost Devout: 1,229th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Mummerke was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Mummerke ceased to exist in The Democratic Commonwealth.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Mummerke, the roundel of the Mummerkean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Mummerke, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.

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