The State of Mozambique State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.682 billion Mozambique Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 5.8%.

The powerhouse Mozambique Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 53,142 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, protecting the land is holey work, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mozambique State's national animal is the deer.

Mozambique State is ranked 252,141^st in the world and 5^th in Mozambique for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.06 law-abiding acts per hour.