NationStates | The Infernal Tyranny of Mouldy Bread

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“In idiocy we trust”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Thriving	Political Freedoms: Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Lazarus

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Infernal Tyranny of Mouldy Bread is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Darth Green Fungus with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed population of 16.863 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Toasted Crumbs. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Citizens are forbidden from leaving the country, children spout "In idiocy we trust" involuntarily throughout the day, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mouldy Bread's national animal is the three-toed sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sacrificial Worship of Mycelia, and its currency is the Black Mushroom.

Mouldy Bread is ranked 3,375th in Lazarus and 98,322nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Easter Eggs (2) Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of Lazarus for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of Lazarus for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 10% of Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of Lazarus for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Lazarus for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Lazarus for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Safest Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 1% of Lazarus for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 10% of Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, all footpaths have tollbooths.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, children spout "In idiocy we trust" involuntarily throughout the day.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
8 days ago: Mouldy Bread was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Mouldy Bread, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.

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