The Sparkling Pony's Army of Mother Equestria is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.156 billion Equestrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Equestrian economy, worth 113 trillion Horsehoofs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,387 Horsehoofs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Mother Equestria's national animal is the Pony.

Mother Equestria is ranked 181,092^nd in the world and 4,614^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.32 law-abiding acts per hour.