The Free Land of Most High is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Realest with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.12 billion Perfect hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesome. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Perfect economy, worth a remarkable 4,068 trillion wins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,989 wins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, bars are packed at all hours, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown. Most High's national animal is the hater, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Most High is ranked 37,529^th in the world and 2,495^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.75 law-abiding acts per hour.