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The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex

“Usque Ad Tempus In Via Lactea”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Wysteria

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The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Knights of Ni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.027 billion Yordles are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azrael. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, online tourism reviews of Mort Nex are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mort Nex's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Noxusism, and its currency is the Hemo.

Mort Nex is ranked 23rd in Wysteria and 764th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 297 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, online tourism reviews of Mort Nex are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Mort Nex was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Mort Nex Blood Tithe.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, criminals are thrown to the Honey Badgers to repay their debt to society.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, laws are littered with references to cheese.

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