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The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex

“Usque Ad Tempus In Via Lactea”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Wysteria

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The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Knights of Ni with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.524 billion Yordles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azrael. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Azrael spends billions upgrading public transport, cars are banned from built-up areas, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mort Nex's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Noxusism, and its currency is the Hemo.

Mort Nex is ranked 171st in Wysteria and 117,598th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,093 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 8 hours ago

  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, Azrael spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Mort Nex.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, companies are turning to trained Honey Badgers for their most menial jobs.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Hemo.
  • 5 days ago: Mort Nex was endorsed by The Confederacy of Capitland.
  • 6 days ago: Mort Nex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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