The Holy Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Ordo Ad Chao
The Knights of Ni
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Knights of Ni with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.003 billion Yordles are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azrael. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient NEET economy, worth a remarkable 4,390 trillion Hemoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 399,054 Hemoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,534,294 per year while the poor average 71,472, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

The national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, Mort Nex's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mort Nex's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Noxusism.

Mort Nex is ranked 3,866th in Osiris and 129,537th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring -576 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mort Nex was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Mort Nex was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Mort Nex was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Mort Nex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Mort Nex was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mort Nex, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Mort Nex, Mort Nex's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mort Nex, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations.

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