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The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex

“Usque Ad Tempus In Via Lactea”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Wysteria

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The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Knights of Ni with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.96 billion Yordles are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azrael. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mort Nex's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Noxusism, and its currency is the Hemo.

Mort Nex is ranked 11th in Wysteria and 141st in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 1,524 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Mort Nex fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Mort Nex voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven"".
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Mort Nex voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Debris Prevention".

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