The Holy Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Ordo Ad Chao
The Knights of Ni
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Knights of Ni with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.111 billion Yordles are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azrael. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient NEET economy, worth a remarkable 3,899 trillion Hemoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 385,669 Hemoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,592,672 per year while the poor average 61,400, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mort Nex's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Noxusism.

Mort Nex is ranked 161st in Wysteria and 144,105th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -95 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Mort Nex was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 4 days ago: Mort Nex voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Imperium of the Wolf".
  • 4 days ago: Mort Nex voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".
  • 5 days ago: Mort Nex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 8 days ago: Mort Nex was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".

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