The Holy Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Ordo Ad Chao
The Knights of Ni
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Kingdom of Mort Nex is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Knights of Ni with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.322 billion Yordles are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azrael. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient NEET economy, worth a remarkable 4,018 trillion Hemoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 389,346 Hemoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, and Mort Nex-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mort Nex's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Noxusism.

Mort Nex is ranked 136th in Wysteria and 142,442nd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -14 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, Mort Nex-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Mort Nex voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Trading".
  • 4 days ago: Mort Nex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, people unhook their phones at night to escape a never-ending barrage of phone calls.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mort Nex, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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