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The Polychotomy of Morologus

“My Pants! Where the hell are my pants?!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Tropic of Libra

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The Polychotomy of Morologus is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Hugh Jass with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 2.422 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving.

Military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Morologus to be bombproof, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morologus's national animal is the Blue-Crested Lobster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Tit.

Morologus is ranked 1st in The Tropic of Libra and 74,137th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Morologus to be bombproof.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Morologus, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.

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