The Inkwell Lobby Chair of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Patience and planning conquer all.
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Inkwell Lobby Chair of Morndul is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the President-for-life with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.071 billion morndulians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montepellico. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The powerhouse morndulitarian economy, worth 556 trillion Upper Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 91,607 Upper Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,909 per year while the poor average 12,305, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, it's always rabbit season, only the wealthy vote, and elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Morndul's national animal is the Snail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Morndul is ranked 1st in The Inkwell Lobby and 58,317th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 3 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 9 days ago: Morndul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 11 days ago: Morndul changed its national demonym to "morndulian".
  • 12 days ago: Morndul fell out of the world Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Morndul, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment.
  • 13 days ago: Morndul was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Morndul, only the wealthy vote.
  • 13 days ago: Morndul's influence in The Inkwell Lobby fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • 14 days ago: Morndul's influence in The Inkwell Lobby rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
  • 15 days ago: Morndul created a custom banner.
  • 15 days ago: Morndul created a custom banner.

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