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“100% No Nuts and Bad Spam Free....”

The Tax-Free Haven of Morhams is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Head Honcho with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its compassionate population of 11.796 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

The government has enacted freedom of information, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and the government pours millions of Squideroonies into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morhams's national animal is the Haggis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Squideroonie.

Morhams is ranked 2605th in the region and 54,616th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.