Largest Publishing Industry: 30th Highest Crime Rates: 48th Most Armed: 67th
The Holy Green Empire of
Anarchy
(crunching)
Doofus McMoosus
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.064 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 2,946 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,734 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in Moose Shrubs's hospitals, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, and Moose Shrubs is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 174,188th in the world and 345th in Gay for Most Authoritarian, with zero Stalins.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 48thMost Armed: 67thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72ndMost Rebellious Youth: 147thRudest Citizens: 332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 391stLongest Average Lifespans: 545thMost Cultured: 619thBest Weather: 708thMost Developed: 890thSmartest Citizens: 1,130thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,855thLargest Populations: 1,945thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,970thHighest Economic Output: 2,135thMost Politically Free: 2,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,349thMost Efficient Economies: 2,390thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,283rdLargest Black Market: 3,927thHealthiest Citizens: 5,173rdHighest Drug Use: 6,102ndNudest: 6,215thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,086thMost Influential: 8,150thTop
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Most Extreme: 11,208thHighest Average Incomes: 15,872ndMost Devout: 15,899th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, Moose Shrubs is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, abortions are routinely performed in Moose Shrubs's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, Meese athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Moose Shrubs has found 6 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.

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