Largest Publishing Industry: 31st Highest Crime Rates: 47th Most Armed: 66th
The Holy Green Empire of
Doofus McMoosus
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The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.018 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 3,151 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,204 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 178,954th in the world and 331st in Gay for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 0.99 Effective Tax Rate.

Largest Publishing Industry: 31stHighest Crime Rates: 47thMost Armed: 66thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thMost Rebellious Youth: 143rdRudest Citizens: 439thMost Beautiful Environments: 480thMost Cultured: 698thLongest Average Lifespans: 731stBest Weather: 884thMost Developed: 1,253rdSmartest Citizens: 1,266thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,921stLargest Populations: 1,935thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,938thHighest Economic Output: 2,162ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,334thMost Politically Free: 2,352ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,228thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,098thLargest Black Market: 4,462ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,463rdLargest Gambling Industry: 6,310thHighest Drug Use: 7,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,749thNudest: 8,106thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,106thMost Extreme: 9,388thMost Influential: 11,189thMost Devout: 15,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,466th
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the region

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