Largest Publishing Industry: 37th Highest Crime Rates: 49th Most Armed: 69th
The Holy Green Empire of
Doofus McMoosus
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The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.606 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 3,097 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,204 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 184,633rd in the world and 273rd in Gay for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -52.48 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 37thHighest Crime Rates: 49thMost Armed: 69thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 149thRudest Citizens: 372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 451stLongest Average Lifespans: 640thMost Cultured: 663rdBest Weather: 847thMost Developed: 1,090thSmartest Citizens: 1,215thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,896thLargest Populations: 1,971stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,979thMost Politically Free: 2,125thHighest Economic Output: 2,126thMost Efficient Economies: 2,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,837thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,044thLargest Black Market: 4,446thHighest Drug Use: 5,355thHealthiest Citizens: 5,434thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,032ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,626thNudest: 7,575thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,988thMost Extreme: 9,142ndTop
Most Influential: 10,694thMost Devout: 15,561stHighest Average Incomes: 16,034th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Moose Shrubs's influence in Gay rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : Moose Shrubs altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Moose Shrubs relocated from Balder to Gay.
  • : Moose Shrubs was refounded in Balder.
  • : Moose Shrubs ceased to exist.


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