Largest Publishing Industry: 33rd Highest Crime Rates: 48th Most Armed: 67th
The Holy Green Empire of
Anarchy
(crunching)
Doofus McMoosus
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.332 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 3,044 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 130,502 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Meese Embarrassments, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 595th in the world and 8th in Gay for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.62 Years.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 48thMost Armed: 67thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67thMost Rebellious Youth: 143rdRudest Citizens: 341stMost Beautiful Environments: 417thLongest Average Lifespans: 595thMost Cultured: 628thBest Weather: 779thMost Developed: 944thSmartest Citizens: 1,169thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,860thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,938thLargest Populations: 1,965thHighest Economic Output: 2,094thMost Politically Free: 2,113thMost Efficient Economies: 2,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,501stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,393rdLargest Black Market: 4,800thHealthiest Citizens: 5,449thHighest Drug Use: 5,473rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,897thNudest: 6,391stTop
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Most Influential: 8,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,689thMost Extreme: 9,220thMost Devout: 14,500thHighest Average Incomes: 15,711th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionNudest: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Meese Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, Moose Central spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.

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