Largest Publishing Industry: 29th Highest Crime Rates: 50th Most Armed: 66th
The Holy Green Empire of
Anarchy
(crunching)
Doofus McMoosus
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.935 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 2,929 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,734 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in Moose Shrubs's hospitals, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, and Moose Shrubs is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 516th in the world and 5th in Gay for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.59 Years.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 50thMost Armed: 66thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70thMost Rebellious Youth: 144thRudest Citizens: 326thMost Beautiful Environments: 374thLongest Average Lifespans: 516thMost Cultured: 593rdBest Weather: 686thMost Developed: 821stSmartest Citizens: 1,104thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,843rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,935thLargest Populations: 1,957thHighest Economic Output: 2,131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,250thMost Efficient Economies: 2,406thMost Politically Free: 2,462ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,800thLargest Black Market: 3,889thHealthiest Citizens: 4,957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,957thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,059thHighest Drug Use: 6,178thNudest: 6,984thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,716thMost Influential: 8,032ndTop
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Most Extreme: 11,771stHighest Average Incomes: 15,131stMost Devout: 16,143rd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 23rd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, Moose Shrubs is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, abortions are routinely performed in Moose Shrubs's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, Meese athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Moose Shrubs has found 6 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.

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