The Holy Green Empire of
Anarchy
(crunching)
Doofus McMoosus
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.428 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 3,586 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,913 Irish gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, Moose Central's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 304th in Gay and 144,120th in the world for Safest, scoring -3,227.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, Moose Central's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the government is lax about national security during the Christmas period (Moose Shrubs has found 1 easter egg).

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