Largest Publishing Industry: 35th Highest Crime Rates: 49th Most Armed: 70th
The Holy Green Empire of
Doofus McMoosus
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The Holy Green Empire of Moose Shrubs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doofus McMoosus with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.394 billion Meeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moose Central. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Meese economy, worth a remarkable 3,069 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,204 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moose Shrubs's national animal is the toofs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moose Shrubs is ranked 22,637th in the world and 110th in Gay for Highest Poor Incomes, with 61,431.81 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Publishing Industry: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 49thMost Armed: 70thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 148thRudest Citizens: 350thMost Beautiful Environments: 439thLongest Average Lifespans: 624thMost Cultured: 641stBest Weather: 814thMost Developed: 1,014thSmartest Citizens: 1,194thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,852ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,969thLargest Populations: 1,998thHighest Economic Output: 2,124thMost Politically Free: 2,199thMost Efficient Economies: 2,362ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,628thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,822ndLargest Black Market: 4,419thHealthiest Citizens: 5,462ndHighest Drug Use: 5,517thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,109thNudest: 6,981stTop
Most Extreme: 8,055thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,927thMost Influential: 10,556thMost Devout: 14,585th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionNudest: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moose Shrubs's influence in Gay rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
  • : Moose Shrubs altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose Shrubs, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Moose Shrubs relocated from Balder to Gay.
  • : Moose Shrubs was refounded in Balder.
  • : Moose Shrubs ceased to exist.
  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Moose Shrubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.


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