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The Pacifican Ninja of Moo-cows with guns

“Four legs good. Two bad.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average	Economy: Very Strong	Political Freedoms: Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Pacifican Ninja of Moo-cows with guns is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.194 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moocowgrad. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", military service is compulsory, popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moo-cows with guns's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is bovinus, and its currency is the Franco.

Moo-cows with guns is ranked 3,948th in the Pacific and 94,837th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -26 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 10% of the Pacific for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the Pacific for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Safest Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the Pacific for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 10% of the Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs