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“Allah, Monarchies, Salaam”

The United Arab Monarchies of Monarchial Arabia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.779 billion enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Social Welfare. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Woodchip Exports.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Monarchial Arabia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dirham.

Monarchial Arabia is ranked 4th in the region and 14,270th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.