Most Cheerful Citizens: 16th Most Pacifist: 19th Nicest Citizens: 19th
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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.502 billion Mograpelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,733 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 329,941 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mograpelandia is ranked 92,563rd in the world and 3rd in Lake ilopango for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 594.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16thMost Pacifist: 19thNicest Citizens: 19thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21stMost Inclusive: 25thMost Developed: 30thMost Advanced Public Education: 31stMost Cultured: 42ndLargest Welfare Programs: 49thHealthiest Citizens: 52ndSmartest Citizens: 52ndLargest Publishing Industry: 57thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59thLeast Corrupt Governments: 61stSafest: 73rdLongest Average Lifespans: 75thMost Stationary: 79thMost Rebellious Youth: 80thMost Advanced Public Transport: 95thHighest Average Tax Rates: 114thLargest Governments: 114thHighest Poor Incomes: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146thBest Weather: 147thLowest Crime Rates: 155thMost Beautiful Environments: 173rdLargest Populations: 186thHighest Economic Output: 235thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 484thMost Devout: 493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 818thHighest Average Incomes: 854thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,747thMost Influential: 3,629thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,853rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,986thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,513th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, a government program is underway to revitalize Mograpelandia's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.

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