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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia

“A Starbucks on every corner!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Lake ilopango

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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.47 billion Mograpelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the spiff.

Mograpelandia is ranked 6th in Lake ilopango and 121,614th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, Mograpelandia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the Mograpelandia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 6 days ago: Mograpelandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.

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