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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia

“A Starbucks on every corner!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Lake ilopango

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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 24.744 billion Mograpelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the Mograpelandia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and Mograpelandia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the spiff.

Mograpelandia is ranked 1st in Lake ilopango and 69th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 454 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 7 hours ago: Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, Mograpelandia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the Mograpelandia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 4 days ago: Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 5 days ago: Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.

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