The Idyllic Paradise of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
A Starbucks on every corner!
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Excellent
Economy
Imploded
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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.067 billion Mograpelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Mograpelandian economy, worth 545 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,923 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mograpelandia is ranked 7th in Lake ilopango and 126,235th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -49 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Mograpelandia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.

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