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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia

“A Starbucks on every corner!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Lake ilopango

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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.611 billion Mograpelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, a government program is underway to revitalize Mograpelandia's beaches, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the spiff.

Mograpelandia is ranked 6th in Lake ilopango and 119,768th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -16 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, a government program is underway to revitalize Mograpelandia's beaches.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, students cut up leftover spiffs during Arts and Crafts.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Mograpelandia to be bombproof.

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