Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th Most Pacifist: 22nd Nicest Citizens: 23rd
The Idyllic Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
A Starbucks on every corner!
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.609 billion Mograpelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Mograpelandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,777 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,847 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Mograpelandian grocery store, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mograpelandia is ranked 191,981st in the world and 5th in Lake ilopango for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.36 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 17thMost Pacifist: 22ndNicest Citizens: 23rdMost Inclusive: 27thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thMost Advanced Public Education: 43rdMost Cultured: 47thSmartest Citizens: 52ndHealthiest Citizens: 61stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61stLeast Corrupt Governments: 61stMost Rebellious Youth: 79thLargest Welfare Programs: 83rdLongest Average Lifespans: 86thSafest: 88thHighest Average Tax Rates: 113thLargest Publishing Industry: 116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128thLargest Governments: 129thMost Stationary: 136thLowest Crime Rates: 149thBest Weather: 165thMost Beautiful Environments: 176thHighest Poor Incomes: 179thLargest Populations: 187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 188thHighest Economic Output: 331stMost Devout: 480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 774thHighest Average Incomes: 1,608thTop
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Most Influential: 3,417thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,541stMost Developed: 8,695thNudest: 9,322ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,299thMost Income Equality: 11,678thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,841st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Mograpelandian grocery store.
  • : Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.

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