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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia

“A Starbucks on every corner!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Lake ilopango

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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 24.718 billion Mograpelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the spiff.

Mograpelandia is ranked 1st in Lake ilopango and 47th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 329 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 78 minutes ago

  • 8 hours ago: Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Mograpelandia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.

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