Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th Most Pacifist: 18th Nicest Citizens: 22nd
The Idyllic Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
A Starbucks on every corner!
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlie with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.961 billion Mograpelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,183 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 317,103 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Mograpelandian language, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mograpelandia is ranked 5,412th in the world and 1st in Lake ilopango for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,901.11 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 17thMost Pacifist: 18thNicest Citizens: 22ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 25thMost Advanced Public Education: 30thMost Inclusive: 31stMost Developed: 31stMost Cultured: 44thLargest Welfare Programs: 49thSmartest Citizens: 54thHealthiest Citizens: 57thLargest Publishing Industry: 58thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59thLeast Corrupt Governments: 62ndMost Rebellious Youth: 79thLongest Average Lifespans: 84thSafest: 84thMost Advanced Public Transport: 92ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120thLargest Governments: 126thMost Stationary: 136thHighest Poor Incomes: 143rdLowest Crime Rates: 161stBest Weather: 176thLargest Populations: 182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 251stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478thMost Devout: 516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 826thHighest Average Incomes: 983rdTop
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Most Influential: 3,577thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,267thTop
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Nudest: 9,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,616thMost Efficient Economies: 11,882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,249th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Mograpelandia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Mograpelandian language.
  • : Mograpelandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.

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