Most Cheerful Citizens: 16th Most Pacifist: 20th Nicest Citizens: 20th
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A Starbucks on every corner!
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The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlie with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.12 billion Mograpelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,313 trillion spiffs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 319,846 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the Mograpelandia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and Mograpelandia is building an army to protect its overseas territories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mograpelandia is ranked 31st in the world and 1st in Lake ilopango for Most Developed, scoring 98.57 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16thMost Pacifist: 20thNicest Citizens: 20thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rdMost Developed: 31stMost Inclusive: 36thMost Advanced Public Education: 39thMost Cultured: 44thLeast Corrupt Governments: 52ndSmartest Citizens: 53rdHealthiest Citizens: 55thLargest Publishing Industry: 58thLargest Welfare Programs: 59thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rdSafest: 79thMost Rebellious Youth: 80thLongest Average Lifespans: 85thMost Advanced Public Transport: 112thLargest Governments: 130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rdMost Stationary: 134thLowest Crime Rates: 171stBest Weather: 172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 179thLargest Populations: 185thMost Beautiful Environments: 199thHighest Economic Output: 247thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 460thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 514thMost Devout: 523rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 814thHighest Average Incomes: 975thTop
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Most Influential: 3,579thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,501stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,487thTop
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Most Politically Free: 10,758thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,828thNudest: 11,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,799thMost Efficient Economies: 15,236th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, Mograpelandia is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the Mograpelandia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Mograpelandia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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