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The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan

“Come to never leave.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Equal Opportunity Nation of Moftan is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.635 billion Moftanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moftan City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, the government snoops on private internet connections, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the government pours millions of mofians into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moftan's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the mofian.

Moftan is ranked 3,280th in Lazarus and 113,156th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -181 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 27 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Moftan was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Best Weather (last census: #1).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Moftan, the government pours millions of mofians into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Moftan, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Moftan, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Moftan, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Moftan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Moftan, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 40 days ago: Moftan was ranked #1 in the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 1%).
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Moftan, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Moftan, there is a dearth of space for new houses.

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